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Holy turtle penis

When you are extemely surprised, just like OMFG
something like:

TWO GUYS PLAYIONG A VIDEOGAME
A:HEY, YOU
INCREDIBLE MOVE*

B: HOLY TURTLE PENIS!
by stevewolf May 11, 2012
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super slam penis

When you have just completed the act of Slammin, or injecting drugs through an IV, straight into your dick. It does not exactly feel comfortable, but a very small amount of people do it anyways. The super part indicates that someone has to be really ballsy to do something of this caliber.
A: You should try it B.... life feels like an entirely different world once you've done super slam penis.
B: Really? I dunno, it just looks to painful. I'll consider it some other time.
by sirdraxTM November 29, 2016
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Guacamole Nigga Penis

Guacamole Nigga Penis is one of the many retarded phrases used by the idiot children that reside in Glenridge Middle School. Guacamole Nigga Penis can only be said by those with the n-word pass.
Ardani: Guacamole Nigga Penis!
Thick Zane: Ardani please you haven't said anything but "Guacamole Nigga Penis" for the past two days. We're worried about you!
by That Scifi Nerd April 11, 2019
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15 cent penis

15 cent penis is when someone txts you or you txt some the word penis and you get charged fifteen cents on your cell phone bill
Txter1: "hey dude lets go for a drive and grab a beer and hopefully catch the game."
Txter1: "i hear that chick will be bartending"

Txter2: "PENIS"

Txter2: "PENIS"

Txter2: "PENIS"

Txter1: "fuck man quit sending me 15 cent penis. i dont have a cell plan u just cost me 45 cents"
by mistertibbs January 15, 2010
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"American Me" Penis

extremely offensive insult to a buster ass person of some sort.(meaning of sick STD-HAVING penis fresh out of the pene, pen , jail muthafuck!!!).From the movie American Me when Edward James Olmos flip da chick over and try to poke her in the butt cause he is used to man jail butt.
fuck you with a "American Me" Penis
by Cleophus Black December 2, 2007
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Buried penis syndrome

When fat in the pubic area on overweight men protrudes over the penis, making it look smaller.
You better stop eating so much because over time you will get buried penis syndrome.
by El coyote January 22, 2020
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Penis Fly Trap

A very tight vagina that just might leave marks on your penis.
I'm limping because of my girlfriend's Penis Fly Trap. I really should have either used more lube or just said no.
by Clive Hyde July 26, 2014
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