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can you tell the time

The first thing your wife says to you when you come home drunk.
<Robert> *Staggers in drunk*
<Mary> Can you tell the time?
<Robert> *Blatant confusion*
by i love having no friends June 23, 2021
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I've Got Time, But No Money

The first song created by the legendary band Kino.
I've Got Time, But No Money sounds quite nice
by Veteran Bandit April 29, 2021
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Ski on his spare time

Normally used when a black, or African-American individual likes white, or caucasian individuals. This is where the idea that white people are "snow" ; so when someone says "you like to ski" it is referring to liking white people in a romantic way.
Cheyenne: Girl that black guy is sooo fine!

Janice: Girl, dont even bother. He likes to ski on his spare time.
by cheerlife2 July 11, 2011
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Ten Pint Time Machine

The Ten Pint Time Machine is an amazing yet little understood phenomenon which enables men in their later years in pubs to appear attractive to the younger ladies. In some cases, especially at weddings, it also enables them to dance like famous film stars which makes them look incredibly sexy and impressive to any of the younger ladies present, especially the bridesmaids. To achieve this remarkable effect all they need to do is merely drink at least ten pints of beer. Less if they are a lightweight.
Oh dear, old Dave was fully on board the Ten Pint Time Machine the other night at the pub. Trying to chat up that barmaid and impress her with his dancing until he got his feet tangled up and fell flat on his face!
by Jollyer February 26, 2023
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please don't shit the time

you must be really fucking rude if you shite the time. the time is blissful. shit it and you will be CURSED, BY THE POWER OF MAGIC! AND FRIENDSHIP!
fuck: please don't shit the time. it's very rude.
by animatedHumorist December 20, 2017
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flushing 10 to 15 times

A derogatory term used to imply low flush toilets and conservation is an inconvenience, often said by someone who is full of shit who does not care about the environment.
The audience roared with laughter when he would say "...flushing 10 to 15 times", an experience that they have had well before low flush toilets.
by mlhiss December 24, 2019
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Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time

Babies and middle aged plumbers adventure to take on aliens from the past. That’s literally it. Great game btw.
Heyo dude, play Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time, it has L33T hammer Bros.
by AidanTheMeme June 3, 2021
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