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Get the I've Got Time, But No Money mug.Normally used when a black, or African-American individual likes white, or caucasian individuals. This is where the idea that white people are "snow" ; so when someone says "you like to ski" it is referring to liking white people in a romantic way.
Cheyenne: Girl that black guy is sooo fine!
Janice: Girl, dont even bother. He likes to ski on his spare time.
Janice: Girl, dont even bother. He likes to ski on his spare time.
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Get the Ski on his spare time mug.The Ten Pint Time Machine is an amazing yet little understood phenomenon which enables men in their later years in pubs to appear attractive to the younger ladies. In some cases, especially at weddings, it also enables them to dance like famous film stars which makes them look incredibly sexy and impressive to any of the younger ladies present, especially the bridesmaids. To achieve this remarkable effect all they need to do is merely drink at least ten pints of beer. Less if they are a lightweight.
Oh dear, old Dave was fully on board the Ten Pint Time Machine the other night at the pub. Trying to chat up that barmaid and impress her with his dancing until he got his feet tangled up and fell flat on his face!
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Get the please don't shit the time mug.A derogatory term used to imply low flush toilets and conservation is an inconvenience, often said by someone who is full of shit who does not care about the environment.
The audience roared with laughter when he would say "...flushing 10 to 15 times", an experience that they have had well before low flush toilets.
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