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Dick-Wolf

- verb (used with object)
1. To spoil ones plans.
2. To cut someone off before they are able to reveal an important bit of information.

- noun

1. an annoying sob who always ruins surprises.

*comes from the popular TV show, "Law and Order" and how the viewer waits for another twist at the end of the show only to see the screen go blank and the name "dick wolf" appear.
- verb
1. "I'm going to dick-wolf you."
2. "I tried to tell her about the party but Mike totally dick-wolfed me."

- noun
1. "You're such a dick-wolf."
by detectivemunch January 15, 2011
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Dick Vitale

Someone who has conquered an entire dimension of people, only defeated by the most powerful entity. A terminal illness named scott the woz. He protested against the lord of the awesome babies and defeated him with the power of madden 08
Dick vitale: hey you wanna play a fun sports game?
Anon: yeah, like what?
Scott the woz (butting in): MADDEN 08
Dick: well I was gonna say dick vitales awesome baby college hoops but whatever...
by Fireboss76 December 17, 2018
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Mopey Dick

Ahab tried to get it up so he could bum Queequeg, but there was nothing he could do about his Mopey Dick.
by valigarmander August 30, 2011
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Trail Dick

When you've been backpacking for more than 2 days and all you can think about is getting back home and having sex with someone or jacking off.
T - "This trip is really dragging."
E - "Dude, why? This scenery is beautiful!"
T - "Yeah but I got mad trail dick after seeing that girl hike past us yesterday."
by SwimmingOtter December 29, 2017
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dick cheney

when pull out, be it to shoot load on stomach or tits of the women and accidently shoot in the face, causing injury or not. a dick cheney. to be dick cheney'd

reference to the infamous hunting accident by the former vice president.
he went to blow on my chest and boom. dick cheney'd right in the eye
by cherryflavourednapalm September 7, 2010
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Dick Glance

When a man removes his penis from his pants while his partner is not looking during a makeout or lapdance or similar pre-coitus situation. Upon seeing his penis, the "glance", there is a 2/3 chance that the partner will act favorably on the sighting. aka "The DG"
When we were in Vegas, Jack pulled the dick glance on a stripper. She took the bait. Good thing we were on separate trips.
by buttprintcorby October 4, 2010
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Declan Dick

A unit of measurement commonly used in the Just Gaming and Crap Discord channel. It is superior to Metric, Imperial, and SI because of its simplicity yet accuracy. It is about equal to 20 centimeters, but some claim that it is still growing to this day. When Declan sees a picture of Ryan, the sexiest man on earth, the Declan Dick increases in size until he manages to relieve himself.
Man, I was a Declan dick away from winning!
by Binary Sloth November 6, 2016
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