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doing the one-eye

The action of viewing a sports event or movie by covering up one eye in order to offset the effect of double vision brought on by excessive alcohol consumption prior to said event.
Before the Arsenal v Chelsea match, Dan and I had been on the lash since midday, so by kick off at 3pm we were doing the one-eye.
by Pete Magrath January 3, 2008
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one beer wonder

If a person drinks one beer or just a little alcohole, and there already drunk and/or stmboling around singing and shit.
After one beer Jeff was aready singing The Star Spanger Banner in the middle of the street. Tha nigga is a one beer wonder
by Jake September 21, 2004
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Going Defcon One

Having something said to you, and then you turn around and kill the guy with an extension cord, thus, going defcon one.
"Don't make me go defcon one on your ass"
by Randyg Giesinger July 21, 2004
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Good One Bro

What Vincent says thinking that he is mocking me, not realising I haven't said that phrase for a few million years.
"Ehhhh good one bro!" ~ Vincent Catfucker Lawford
by Steaver370 May 10, 2004
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one tree hill

Teen drama that airs on the CW. Falls short of being a television show and instead lands in a pile of hippie garbage. Consists of predictable plot lines, bad directing, even worse acting and takes place in an irrelevant place called north Carolina. You know what else takes place in north Carolina? NASCAR.

The show was voted by the united nations as the worst show in the world and therefore banned it in 72 countries.
Pamela: Let's buy some chicken and go watch One Tree Hill.
Steve: No
by dayaremmine March 24, 2008
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High hard one

man I got the high hard one on that rice grinder
by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002
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one eyed rusty

when a guy takes a poop in a girls eye
I gave a girl a sick one eyed rusty.
by Josh Leas June 11, 2006
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