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John

hi apple. my name is john not apple. yes you are don't fucking lie
by jlilxow August 3, 2023
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John

John is a basic ass name
And if you have you boring
John: Hi
Normal person: bro get the Fuck out my face your name is John 💀
by Someomeis69ingyourmom January 25, 2023
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Saint John Paul the Second High School

A school in Hyannis, Massachusetts that is full of either bisexual/art/drama/musical kids, jocks that play hockey or football, or just chill people that were forced to go there. they also have a terrible reputation of being preppy and rich but the school literally looks and is shit.
"what school do you go to?"

"I go to Saint John Paul the Second High School"

*breathes*
by dvproductions64@gmail.com February 10, 2020
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christopher john mcpherson

A good-looking idiot that does stupid jetty jumps to impress girls and breaks both feet ending up in a wheelchair. Is a loyal honest idiot has a sexy mullet and smokes crack....
Did u see that guy with the sexy mullet jump off the jetty and fuck both feet?? It looks like Christopher John McPherson!
by McPherson January 15, 2025
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John

A Tall, Handsome, awkward young man who has brown hair and the most beautiful brown eyes to match their gorgeous smile. John is very kind and respectful and an all around cool dude.
P1: Hey did you see John today?
P2: yeah he told me I looked nice today
by Shistersnapped December 19, 2018
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Relationship John

Someone that don't come around, when they're in a relationship.
I haven't seen John in a while because he's being relationship john now.
by Morch81 November 6, 2018
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John

There once was a legend named John,
So staunch he was known as the Don,

A crazy mofo,
I am grateful to know,
A true friend you can count on.

The memories you’ll make with this guy

(In some you’ll surely be high)
Will only confirm

This friendships long term,
He’s fucking mental but hey so am I
Loser Girl 1: oh my god that john is actually crazy. It’s scary.
Cool Girl 2: he’s a mad cunt. Loyalist cunt there is. You wouldn’t understand, loser.
by Coddleswod April 23, 2022
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