National Do Your Chores Day

National Do Your Chores Day is on November 13th and is the day you have to do your chores.

Mike: yo did you know it’s National Do Your Chores Day?

Jim: Well I can’t beat off so I might as well do my chores.

by nignogdogmylog September 30, 2019

National Fake Ass friend Day

National fake ass friend day is a day to expose and be bold about these fake ass bitches & nigga’s . It’s celebrated November 25th

Keisha fake ass finna get exposed
National Fake ass friend day is to post a friend who is the opposite of a real friend

by Anonymous Pretty bitch November 25, 2019

National don’t touch me day

Tomorrow is national don’t touch me day do t put your hands on me or we gone have to scrap

Tomorrow is national don’t touch me day watch out bro

by Dionta April 11, 2019

National Suck Calebs Penis Day

Suck caleb’s penis on march 21

oh shit its that one hot kids birthday, its national suck calebs penis day!

by Hot big penis kid March 30, 2021

National ask a guy out day

Cmon girls don’t be such a coward

Girl 1: hey it’s November 14th you know what’s special about this day
Girl 2: oh yeah it’s National ask a guy out day
Girl 1: you should ask Adam out

by Badam_Blind November 13, 2019

National Kiss Your Crush Day

On December 13, kiss your crush without context

National Kiss Your Crush Day is a day where you have to kiss your crush without reasoning.

by Richyrock December 11, 2021

National Socialist German Workers Party

An up-and-coming socialist political party in Germany. Their policies promise democratic socialism and a strong economy that makes the world forget about the past

Me: have you heard about the National Socialist German Workers Party?
My friend: yeah bitch, I fuck with that

by You fell for this, didnt you? November 16, 2020