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penis, pretty big

A phrase often sung to the tune of WWE's Goldberg's entrance music...
Farely self explanatory when describing one's worth
Bill (looking at penis) : Hey Marge - penis, pretty big
Marge - Bullshit, and i would know.
Bill : stupid bitch
by Lips March 23, 2004
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crapple-sized penis

A penis that is inadequate in length to satisify even the hornist of women.
Amongst hysertical laughter, a female rocket engineer was overhead talking to one of her friends about an ex-boyfriend who had a crapple-sized penis.
by wayoter May 2, 2005
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penis morrison

a gay boi wit a slick n greesy hair style.
by Irv scotty December 2, 2003
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5 inch penis

Someone who exaggerates there penis size, when they are below 5'2
Guys I'm not small, I have a 5 inch penis.
by snakles__530 January 16, 2017
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Kung Pow Penis

Kung pow penis is a entity or a person or whatever you want it to be whatever it is it’s with infinite knowledge and it’s also a ultimate superior supreme religion.
Ching Chong:Yo have you heard of my religion.
Bing Bong:No I haven’t what is it.
Ching Chong:It’s Kung pow Penis

Bing Bong:So what type of religion is Kung Pow Penis.
Ching Chong:It is the ultimate superior supreme religion.
Bing Bong: *Dies*
by Kung Pow Penis August 11, 2018
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Holy turtle penis

When you are extemely surprised, just like OMFG
something like:

TWO GUYS PLAYIONG A VIDEOGAME
A:HEY, YOU
INCREDIBLE MOVE*

B: HOLY TURTLE PENIS!
by stevewolf May 11, 2012
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penis cock dick

When there is no more swear words to define a shit head
by ???????!??? November 3, 2017
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