Cunt Face Hag

Term used for a fellow employee who just shit on your day.

Wow, Michelle just called her a Cunt Face Hag. Because she didn't know she was suppose to bring in the tables.

by Davis P March 13, 2014

top tier cunt

Someone with all the stuff you want, lording it around it around like a cunt… but a top tier one.

Chris owns an air fryer, a pizza oven and has a Gousto subscription. Chris is a top tier cunt.

by Elverskuld January 14, 2023

meaty cunt chops

Also known a meaty cunt chops! This was invented by PHIL and sam, this is when a female has particularly meaty genitals

I bet she has meaty cunt chops

by moleboy November 5, 2013

Bitch to the power of cunt

When someone, usually a girl, is so despicable as a human being, that they cannot just be considered as "bitch" or a "cunt;" they must be a bitch to the exponent of "cunt" to describe how incredibly awful said person is.

Boss: I cut your wages again, and I will also expect you to come in on Saturdays. You had done nothing wrong, I just needed to feel better about myself.

Employee: You are a total bitch to the power of cunt.

by Ellipzocore April 9, 2013

stupid ass cunt

A dumb ass person that annoys you with every last drop of annoyance they have and they need to shut the fuck up

Omg shut up you stupid ass cunt!

by SmartAss25826 January 11, 2018

Cunt hair coffee

The act of performing oral sex in the morning

Ever since I started going down on my girlfriend in the morning and getting some of that cunt hair coffee my production at work has gone up ten fold

by Z_bass May 24, 2017

Cunt - The Several Meanings

Shit Cunt - You literally fucking suck. Nobody likes you. Go fuck a cow.
Good Cunt - You're a good man/woman. I'd hang with you.
Mad Cunt - You're a fucking nut case but I love you so fucking much you bloody legend.
Dumb Cunt - You are literally a fucking moron. You lack even the slightest amount of common sense.

Or
Cunt - Another word for pussy/a woman's vagina

Cunt = Mate

Australia is fucking great.

Tobias: Oi, Maria's a bit of a Shit Cunt, don't ya think?

Ebony: Oh yeah, but she doesn't compare to Daliah. The Dumb Cunt thought that my acrylics were the glue on Kmart ones, so the bitch ripped 'em off.

Tobias: Fuck. At least Kyle's a Good Cunt. He let me copy his homework last night, so the teacher didn't expel me.

Ebony: Yeah, he's alright.

Raymond: AYE LADS!

Ebony & Tobias: AYE! RAYMOND! YA MAD CUNT!

*Group hug*

Raymond: IMMA GET SOME CUNT TONIGHT!

Ebony & Tobias: NICE!

Cunt - The Several Meanings

by Jotacrak_My_Jotabak August 19, 2019