Hand marathon

Masturbating for so long that your wrist-mounted fitness tracker thinks you have walked 26.2 miles

"My wife is away this weekend, so I'm planning a hand marathon"

by The Otter's Pocket October 15, 2023

Titty ass hands

A lil bitch; stupid ass bitch who’s hands look like saggy old titties

Come at me you titty ass hands bitch

by TiteA$$hanz March 29, 2025

Catholic-Handed

A person born left-handed who writes with their right hand due to a strictly religious, often Roman Catholic, education or upbringing.

I'm Catholic-Handed, because apparently writing with your left hand means your fucking possessed.

by AKSHERMANUS June 7, 2022

hand hearts for mya

to show how much these girls mean to me frl.💜💊

hand hearts for mya is bc yes

by twxiccc May 19, 2022

Diaper hand

When changing a poopy diaper and you get some on your hand. Can happen concurrently with diaper foot.

Uh-oh, looks like daddy got diaper hand!

by Oug777 February 3, 2019

hand cardio

Masterbate. Gentler than full arm cardio
Girls prefer hand cardio to arm cardio.

Man. She was so hot I had to rush home for some quick hand cardio

by jumbojim888 June 12, 2016

hand drag

The act of reaching one mans hand through another man’s legs from behind and starting at the tip of the shaft and working your way back to the gooch and ending at the anus.

Last weekend at the Green Door Ole Tom gave Maurice “Mo Bitch$” a clean hand drag that he rated a 10/10

by Cookie Monster SB May 23, 2019