One-Two Punch

A deadly combination of sexual prowess that invloves the combination of two destructive skills. These include the Zombie Mask and the Snowball. Proper use of this technique results in one pissed off bitch. Not only have her eyes have been glued together with semen, but now, to add insult to injury, her nose is broken.

Doctor: What the fuck happened to you, Sara?
Sara: My boyfriend Zombie Masked me and now my eyes are glued shut with semen.
Doctor: Oh shit, lemme finish what he started! *Snowballs her* ONE-TWO PUNCH BITCH!

by Sex em' up! December 9, 2008

run one off

To masturbate, usually referring to guys only. The term is used when a guy has the urge to whack it after seeing a hot girl.

I was dancing with this hot chick at the club, but I didn't go home with her. When I got home, I was so horny that I had to run one off.

by RexGibson March 6, 2004

one inch punch

A special technique often used by the asian community, it's when a man has to use a speedy and constant thrust with his one inch penis.

Dong: where's my mom
Ding: that girl was lovin me after my hurricane of one inch punches
Dong: awww messed up
Ding: ha ha ha

by KGFLOW-power June 27, 2005

One Trip Pony

A person who does not believe in making more than one trip, even when they have a lot of stuff to carry.

I have 3 boxes, 2 bags and my purse and I am NOT COMING ALL THE WAY BACK DOWNSTAIRS I AM A ONE TRIP PONY!

by S-Beezy August 27, 2012

One Legged Pirate

When your special someone is giving you oral sex you ejaculate on her chin and you trim your pubic hair, then you sprinkle your hair on her chin making it look like she has a beard then tell her to stand up, next you kick her least favorite leg and poke her eye. So she is a one legged pirate.

Dude 1: I pulled a fast one on my girl yesterday.
Dude 2: No way really the One Legged Pirate.!
Dude 1: Yeah she looked like Captn Ahab.

by neozzythe1 June 24, 2009

one armed bandit

A bandit with one arm.

Such as that guy in the Twin Peaks movie. I don't think he was a bandit. He did have one arm though.

by Dave October 13, 2003

pop a hard one

Pop a boner bigger than the biggest hardest blackest boner of all time while it wails on a guitar! and keeps wailing harder and louder until it trashes the whole place and all the pirates get diahorreah and vomit all over the place and explode or dance harder and turn into a big diaper, or the second biggest boner, also bigger than the biggest hardest blackest boner

Pirates can pop about six boners, but only a true ninja can pop a hard one

by Zhou's mom July 1, 2004