rip a hot one

the art of taking a shot of booze

cochran you fat fucker, get over here and rip a hot one with me

by poopbandit#2 April 21, 2007

run one out

to spank it, masterbate.

sorry i was late - had to rub one out.

by kevin barnard August 12, 2003

one eyed monster

when you moon someone with ur buttcheeks stretched appart so that your victim stares right into the hole or "eye". if two people do it its a two eyed monster, if three, its a 3 eyed monster, so on...

also it could mean a penis

he gave me a one eyed monster yesterday, lets give him a 3-eyed monster tonight to get him back

by Flump August 21, 2006

Netflix and Chill for One

The act of watching media provided by Netflix (an international provider of on-demand Internet streaming media) in order to chill (to be very relaxed or easy-going) whilst alone (having no one else present; on one's own).

With the conclusion of the episode, Richard decided to end his netflix and chill for one session to go outside and socialise.

by I Hate This Fucking Website December 7, 2015

One armed bandit

When a woman during sex puts a penny in the mans mouth and then pulls down on his erection.

If nothing happens, complain that he should have paid out

I pulled a guy from the casino and taught him how to play one armed bandits, luckily he didn't choke

by tall juggler May 17, 2011

snapping one off

endulging in one's penis

ray hurt his shoulder in the shower when he slipped snapping one off.

by big sing August 9, 2006

one track mind

one ttack mind is hearing a statement and beleving that it only has one meaning,hearing a song and thinking that each bar,only has one meaning.The secrete too making sure you are not a one track mind person is getting books on writing songs,poems,ect. meaning understanding what meataphors are synonyms,homonymns,puns ect.

I think most humans in the world belevie in metaphors when wrighting music stronger than other ethics...
one track mind

by regardless devon victory June 26, 2008