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Hand Camp

Another word for a man jerking off.

Step one: pitch tent in your pants
Step two: reach into tent
Step three: jerk your "pole"
Hey bro do you wanna go out to the bar or are you gonna stay home and Hand Camp?

Who needs a girl friend when I can hand camp alone
by JK3Z0 July 1, 2019
mugGet the Hand Campmug.

twinkle hands

twinkle hands is emo
by i AM the silly August 11, 2023
mugGet the twinkle handsmug.
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pmo pmo!
well just get up and teach before handing us a friggin packet yo
ts ngl pmo rn ru srs rn jst gt up and teach instead of handing them a friggen packet yo
mugGet the ts ngl pmo rn ru srs rn jst gt up and teach instead of handing them a friggen packet yomug.

Spider-Man Hand

Positioning of the hand where the middle and ring fingers are inside the vagina, curling back toward the palm, which is against the labia and clitoris.
The key when using the Spider-Man Hand is to bring the middle and ring fingers toward the palm versus overly aggressive flicking of said fingers inside the vagina.
by anonymous September 6, 2020
mugGet the Spider-Man Handmug.

Moist Hand Chad

That small wet piece of paper towel that tears off from the paper towel dispenser.
After hammering out a mean grumpy and washing my hands, I pulled a paper towel only to be left holding a moist hand chad with the remainder of the paper towel left in the dispenser.
by Golf 3 November 4, 2022
mugGet the Moist Hand Chadmug.

left handed

The description of a person that is 'special' in their own way.
Hey, that guy over there is left handed.
by crunchwastaken September 25, 2022
mugGet the left handedmug.

2nd hand thinker

someone who uses Chat GPT for every aspect of their life.
Person one: Yo Max, how do you talk to girls?
Max king: Uh, i like men but let me ask ChatGPT
Person one: You 2nd hand thinker, come up with it your self chaggot.
by king of uranus August 20, 2025
mugGet the 2nd hand thinkermug.

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