The annual king fax(young goat) award is awarded to a person who exemplifies the true meaning of fax(facts).
by young 🐐 February 6, 2022
Get the Annual King Fax Awardmug. King is a kind and amazing guy he does anything and everything to make people happy.
He might be a little shy an sensitive at first but once u get to know him he will lighten up your world.
If u know a king never let him go.🥰❤
He might be a little shy an sensitive at first but once u get to know him he will lighten up your world.
If u know a king never let him go.🥰❤
by 12345678910@girl.com February 1, 2020
Get the Kingmug. by waffledog October 27, 2018
Get the SHREK(KING)iscoolmug. A theiving ,Conniving cock gobbling jew . Typically a short gay goblin of a man that has a burning desire to fiddle da kidddies
by archiesmumisinmyfreezer June 22, 2022
Get the Archie Kingmug. by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
Get the king of cussmug. by Otm king December 28, 2016
Get the king mellomug. Behold, the legendary Chopstick King of Pearland—a man whose fingers move with the grace of a ballet dancer and the speed of a caffeinated squirrel. Known for his unmatched ability to pick up even the slipperiest noodles or the tiniest grains of rice, he rules the local sushi bars with an iron (or rather, bamboo) grip. His crown? A headband made of mismatched soy sauce packets. His royal decree? "Forks are for the faint of heart!" Whether it's taming unruly ramen or catching a runaway edamame, his chopstick prowess has turned him into a local icon and the stuff of dinner-table legends. Long live the Chopstick King—may his soy sauce always be plentiful, and his chopsticks never splinter!
1. "The Chopstick King of Pearland amazed the crowd by deftly catching a falling dumpling mid-air, earning a round of thunderous applause from nearby diners."
2. "Local sushi chefs tremble with excitement whenever the Chopstick King enters, knowing their creations are about to meet their match."
3. "With a flick of his wrist, the Chopstick King of Pearland plucked a stray wasabi pea from the floor, proving once again that no morsel is too small for his reign."
4. "It is said that the Chopstick King can split a sushi roll perfectly in half without so much as disturbing the seaweed wrap."
5. "Children in Pearland tell tales of the Chopstick King’s legendary duel with a slippery piece of sashimi, a battle he won effortlessly."
2. "Local sushi chefs tremble with excitement whenever the Chopstick King enters, knowing their creations are about to meet their match."
3. "With a flick of his wrist, the Chopstick King of Pearland plucked a stray wasabi pea from the floor, proving once again that no morsel is too small for his reign."
4. "It is said that the Chopstick King can split a sushi roll perfectly in half without so much as disturbing the seaweed wrap."
5. "Children in Pearland tell tales of the Chopstick King’s legendary duel with a slippery piece of sashimi, a battle he won effortlessly."
by Stinkystick Johnny March 20, 2025
Get the Chopstick King of Pearlandmug.