One poke wonder

A person who is inexperienced at sex, but claims to be a star at it.

Now that Barry got his dick wet, he thinks he is a legend. He is just a one poke wonder.

by smashed_crab April 27, 2005

break one off

To do #2 in the toilet

I need to go and break one off.

by M.Yo December 23, 2003

One dimensional character

(n.) A boring person

(n.) An actor that is so bad you can tell that the studio bosses were shaking thier heads during filming. Keeps looking at the camera. One who gets stage fright and stutters a lot.

Elitist and butt licka are one dimensional characters, they deserve eachother

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

one finger salute

what you give the police

I gave the pigs (police) the finger.

by nospeedtraps January 22, 2004

one way street

A road you drive in the same direction as everyone else on... Most of the time.

My sister-"There's no traffic going the same way as me on this road!"

Me-"That's cause it's a one way street you idiot."

by Roberto Burbank-o December 16, 2008

one man wolfpack

word used in The Hangover. is what a ratard would say

you are now part of my one man wolfpack

by KyleXxX March 29, 2010

one up girl

A girl that you can always go to for sex, like a whore, but you know her, and it is free.

Hey, I got my one up girl on speed dial, want to have some fun?

by GoldeyLerks August 5, 2017