Girl 1- omg do you know what today is
Girl 2- no what day is it
Girl 2- it’s national kiss a soccer boy day
Girl 1- no way !!
Girl 2- no what day is it
Girl 2- it’s national kiss a soccer boy day
Girl 1- no way !!
by Soccer boy22 March 14, 2020
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Jacob: “Damn right” *grabs ass*
Alex: “Awww shit here we go again.”
Jacob: “It’s national grab ass and tiddies day.”
Jacob: “Damn right” *grabs ass*
Alex: “Awww shit here we go again.”
Jacob: “It’s national grab ass and tiddies day.”
by bigblackballzz111 April 13, 2023
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Get the national agree with your boyfriend day mug.The day in which you celebrate what a beautiful, amazing, strong, and cheerful person Martha is and you give them only the purest of love
1:omg do you know what day it is ?!
2:yea duhhh it’s National Love Your Martha Day so i gtg and love my girl
2:yea duhhh it’s National Love Your Martha Day so i gtg and love my girl
by catchthiswoah June 8, 2019
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G: why wouldn't I?
B: because you smell like Dwight schrute after he got back from his beet farm and its national bully your girlfriend day!
G: why wouldn't I?
B: because you smell like Dwight schrute after he got back from his beet farm and its national bully your girlfriend day!
by Hudson_Legend December 15, 2021
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Get the National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day mug.April 9th, The day in which you make fun of confederate traitors. listen to Union Dixie and laugh at the people who still fly the stars and bars. Celebrated on the day that they surrendered to General Ulysses S Grant of the glorious Union Army. I can think of no reason their banner of treason should continue to fly in the land of the free.
"ItS My HErItAgE"
"Begone, Traitor! its National Make Fun of a Confederate Day! L + No slaves + No Economy + Lost The War + Sherman-d + No Gettysburg + No Manufacturing + Land of Traitors + Marching Through Georgia + No Infrastructure +(this cycle continues for hours as the Union Chad names every major confederate loss and flaw)
"Begone, Traitor! its National Make Fun of a Confederate Day! L + No slaves + No Economy + Lost The War + Sherman-d + No Gettysburg + No Manufacturing + Land of Traitors + Marching Through Georgia + No Infrastructure +(this cycle continues for hours as the Union Chad names every major confederate loss and flaw)
by TheAmericanSoldier2 April 16, 2023
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