National Skip Sports’ Practice Day

On April 8th you can skip your schools’ sports practice because god said so

Ignorant athlete: Hey bro why weren’t you at track practice yesterday?

Enlightened athlete: It was National Skip Sports’ Practice Day yesterday, how did you not know?

by Joe Biden’s daughter April 8, 2022

National Send Nudes to Juddie Day

National Send Juddie Nudes Days (April 20)
The National Day of celebration where women named Rebecca send nude images to their Juddie’s. Coincidentally falling on 4/20 making it such an incredibly special day.

J- Hey, you know what today is?
R- 4/20? Time to dabbbbbb
J- Well, yes… but it’s also a very meaningful holiday known as, National Send Nudes to Juddie Day!
R- Oh, sweet! I’ve been waiting all year for that! Let me just turn my camera on.
J- *thinking* (sweet, it worked)

by PussySlayer 5000 April 19, 2022

National shut the hell up day

On January 10, we will all tell someone to shut the hell up

‘ yo ‘

‘ yeah? ‘

‘ shut the hell up ‘

‘ why? ‘

‘ because its national shut the hell up day ‘

by Sulsonoa November 10, 2021

National be nice to short people day

On November 4, you need to be nice to people under 5'4

If you are not nice to short people then watch out for the monster under your bed for it is national be nice to short people day.

by vertigoe? October 13, 2021

national hug a short friend day

hug a short friend! make them feel loved. why not. give em a big ole tight hug

hey! it’s national hug a short friend day.
cool can i get a hug?!
sure you can buddy:)

by idkkk lol September 12, 2021

National kiss a short person day

September 19 is national kiss a short person day meaning you can kiss any short person you want

Hey mike it’s national kiss a short person day. Get over here you midget.

by Benitez69 September 18, 2022

National Block Kosta Uzelac Day

Today is the day that you block Kosta Uzelac on snapchat for the rest of the day! It's quite a simple task. You can do it soldiers. This event takes place on December 2.

"Omg! Today is National Block Kosta Uzelac Day! You better go block him!"

by Shithead420666 December 2, 2019