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Johnned

To be so extremely faded to the point where you are Johnned
Kyle was so Johnned last night after hitting that crack joint
by JackerCrack March 10, 2023
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poopy john

by The me face January 15, 2018
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John Cena

WWE wrestler whose body is invisible & that's why you can't see him.
Random Guy 1: I saw John Cena
Random Guy 2: Where
Random Guy 1 : Right Behind Me
Random Guy 2: But There's No One Behind You
Random Guy 1: But I saw him behind me
by MemesDude September 22, 2023
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john lau

john lau is not gonna BRO UP with you
by bro up October 3, 2020
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john walmart

michel meijer's greatest rival alongside jake kroger,landon target,joe save a lot,and jason dollar tree
the john walmart movie is called thanksgiving
by Lesll October 30, 2018
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john thumb

A perfectly shaped shit which falls from one's out spout, sinking in your toilet water and clogging it. This dense anal crueller strategically seals thy throne drain just as that small boys thumb held back a wall of water.
The immense relief I felt after finally birthing the largest shit in history, was squashed when my toilet couldn't flush overflowing from my John Thumb.
by Apologetic Shiek January 17, 2024
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John

A common name for boys from different backgrounds, derived from the Hebrew word Yohannan, meaning "God is Gracious."
John is so basic.
by Jamalious101 May 29, 2023
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