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Ass Douche Bag

Usually a member of the Millennial generation, this individual grew up receiving participation awards and high praise. However, as an adult, this individual, who was raised under the impression he was special, now feels shame and envy for not being able to succeed in a capitalistic society.
Jimmy's parents told him he was a special boy who could have anything he wanted, even through he was in the bottom quartile of his class. Jimmy, now an intern at a corporation, is angry that he can't have the president's parking spot and monthly bonuses. After all, he has been working there for 3 months and his mom says he's the best. Jimmy is an ass douche bag.
by d2theb December 3, 2011
mugGet the Ass Douche Bagmug.

Montana saddle bag

The act of placing your balls on a penis to where both balls are on different sides of the shaft
You are the perfect size for a Montana saddle bag
by turd rainbow October 7, 2016
mugGet the Montana saddle bagmug.

Douche Bag Dave

To be a "Douche Bag Dave" is to be totally ignorant towards anything in the world that means anything important. A person who fits this description will say things like "can I fist your girlfriend" and will believe anything you tell them until they go look for what it was and finds out that you were fucking with them, and yet finds it funny.
Dave: " hey dude can I fist your girlfriend"

Dude: why are you such a douche bag dave?
by anonymous64836 June 18, 2009
mugGet the Douche Bag Davemug.

tea bag

Also known as a 'yambag' or 'nut sac.' This term is usually used after the 'yambag' has been dipped in the mouth of another.
by Aubrie Taylor January 19, 2003
mugGet the tea bagmug.

dime bag clers

a guy from poco, british colombia named corey who sells dime bags of illegal drugs for $10 to little kids around all the elementary schools.
Kid: hey clers! can i get a dime bag from you?
Dime Bag Clers: ok, that'll be $10, son.
Kid: ok, clers, but don't rip me off like last time...i want the full $10 worth. you still owe me the change.
Dime Bag Clers: come suck the change out of my ass little man.
by pocowhitepower December 18, 2012
mugGet the dime bag clersmug.

all that and (a bag of ) chips

Adj. 1) A superlative form of all that; something or someone which possesses all desired qualities PLUS unimagined or unforseen bonuses.
"Your supermodel boyfriend isn't jealous that you're also dating his twin brother?"
"No, girl; he's all that'n' a bag of chips!"
by T2M tha 4N6DV8 November 13, 2003
mugGet the all that and (a bag of ) chipsmug.

make up bag

A term made popular by the-dream (an american hip-hop artist) describing the hand bag a man buys his wife or girlfriend after he is caught cheating. This can come from a variety of designers, but it should be quite expensive, to save the relationship.
"She said, If you don't wanna break up, then you know what to do to make up....drop five stacks on that make up bag." -The-dream
by quignugget May 11, 2010
mugGet the make up bagmug.

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