K-Pie

When an individual squats on a key lime pie making an imprint of their genitals and then proceeds to have their partner(s) lick it off of them while bending over or via face sitting.

Do you want to come over this weekend for some K-pieing? The neighbors just made a fresh batch of key lime pies!

by Ripperroo5000 March 19, 2022

divorce pie

The opposite of wedding cake. When amicably splitting, it is customary to provide your soon to be ex with a Divorce Pie.

I brought Jason an Apple Divorce Pie to Mediation today.

by Fireball2014 June 30, 2014

Pie Merchant

A girl playing hard-to-get on a night out or over meeting up with a boy. Taken from the term "to pie" someone. (rejection)

Tony - What happened when you asked that girl if you could buy her a drink?

Andy - She said no! The Pie Merchant!

by JDogLikelyLad November 9, 2011

Pecalmond Pie

An almond pie disguised as a pecan pie. Typically made when one has allergies to pecans .

Omg this pecalmond pie is soooooooooooooo goood!

by moongirl16 November 5, 2020

Pie Pad

A bed where creampies occur.

I hooked up with Carly on my Pie Pad last night.

by munchdatbeaver_ August 15, 2021

pie five

a celebratory hand slapping gesture between two persons given horizontally as opposed the vertical high five. Rarely do the thumbs meet, so technically a pie four but still called a pie five for the sake of simplicity. In math, the high five and the pie five are related. The end nodes of the high five are all vertical (29, 47, 77) while the "pie" numbers are neatly tucked inside the high five and are aligned horizontally. They are 33, 42, 54 and 69; the difference between them is 9, 12 and 15, a Pythagorean Triple. The word "pie" in this definition stands for "Pythagorean". Pie also has a connotation of meaning "random" or "different" and is implied in this definition since the pie five is basically an alternate way of doing a high five. Frequently used in the context of successfully arranging a date with someone nice - "a sweetie pie".

Two good friends meet. "I just asked the hottest girl in school out and she said, 'Yes.'" "You @sshole... pie five!" (Horizontal hand slap.)

by tgifrydei December 27, 2014

Brownie Pie

An anal creampie, i.e., the results of ejaculating in the anus after anal intercourse.

I'd love to give Coco a brownie pie, but Ice-T might cut my balls off.

by utorr March 31, 2011