Gormless worm

When you’ve got to Amsterdam for a long weekend involving a lot of booze and Marching powder, and return to your UK workplace and cease to function like a normal human being. Zero human emotions are possible except a gormless, lifeless expression

Any timeframe on when you’ll cease to be a gormless worm ?

by Taxman January 12, 2021

lemon worm

when you take a lemon and push a worm into it and take out the worm, you get a lemon worm!

mike: was there ever a lemon worm in that lemon?
julie: yes, there was one in there!

by 39209181514 May 29, 2020

King worm

the king of all motherfucking dicks.

OMG Susan Aaron totally has a king worm.

by brupbrupjimdawg April 28, 2009

Disco Worms

A disease caught by 2.7% of American youth. its a way of saying your stupid, or dumb, or fucked in the head.

Man 1: Hey Doctor, i think my son has a disease, it might be aids.
Doctor Man: Let me check
(checks him)

Doctor Man: NO, he dosen't. he has Disco Worms.

by showbobs4fortnite April 10, 2019

bird worming

shagging the missus

"are u coming out tonight?" .. "na, im stayin in, bird worming"

by me joooleee February 25, 2012

soft worm

When a males penis doesnot respond to stimulation.
Penis
Dick
Shaft
Limp dick
Softy

My boyfriend had soft worm all last night , which made for a very long night.

by Dr. Ranch May 18, 2011

Worm's Tweet

A phrase you use to call something that you just thought about a moment ago but instantly forgot.

Literally 5 minutes ago I knew what I wanted at the grocery store, what a Worm's Tweet!

by yumspoiledmilk December 13, 2020