Self Shoot

When you screw yourself by saying something intended for amusement, and then realized you just completely made a fool of yourself or said something that would get yourself in trouble. This is also know as "shooting yourself in the foot" or just a "self shoot"

friend: "hey parker, my mom is in the hospital with a severe case of meningitis but i still think she will be okay."

parker: "Let me know when she dies *laugh*"

Student: "....ah....i'm not kidding"

parker: oh. (wide eyes. nothing to say. realizing he just did a self shoot)

by The Yankee Fan September 29, 2009

dust shoot

A dust shoot is when a girl fucks an older guy and he has an old dusty dick so then her vagina becomes a dust shoot

She fucked Derek so now she has a dust shoot

by Dry May 24, 2017

Shoot the hay

Mostly used when going to sleep. used as a more intense way of saying “I NEED TO SLEEP” . Also means you’ve been through a lot and you just need to rest

“Well Cheryl I’m going to shoot the hay it’s been a long day I’ve been through too much.”
“Oh ok Gn Bobby”

by Urban Dict...,,,,... June 4, 2019

shooting moves

The process of running multiple errands in the hopes to make money.

Ay my bad I was busy, I was "shooting moves" all day.

by A-M-R-O September 12, 2017

da shoots

A bad case of diarrhea, where the sufferer can barely get off the stool before needing to get right back on.

Man, that #$*@ meatloaf gave my azz a major league case of da shoots.

by Ric Dog June 6, 2003

Shooting Frogs

Shooting frogs- farting
Dropping frogs- taking a poop

"Sorry for shooting frogs while the windows were rolled up."
"Yeah, whatever. Just drop them."

by iAMtRiCk22 April 2, 2010

shoot the goo

To ejaculate; to come.

My girlfriend was so hot looking last night, she made me really shoot the goo.

by nwhouston January 27, 2008