cream sandwich

Unfortunately, sometimes during the execution of a creampie in the doggystyle position, either partner may be too animated, thus causing the erect and ejaculating member to be thrust out of the receiver's love tunnel. In the event of such an outcum (ha), the male can thus save his seed from spilling on the floor by placing it between the girl's buttcheeks. His sex juice will then fill the space between her cheeks to create a delectable delicatessen known as the cream sandwich.

oh oh oh... oh shit
Baby?!
Don't worry, I managed the cream sandwich

by real crispy hispy November 10, 2008

soup sandwich

Term used extensively in the US Army to describe something that ain't right and 9 times out of 10 can't get right. (If you put soup between two slices of bread...it ain't right, nor can it get right).

Really, Private Boscoe. You're just ate up, f**kin' SOUP SANDWICH!

by V. Vicious November 10, 2010

bubblegum sandwich

What you eat when you go down on a girl who's labia minora look like chewed up bubble gum.

Man watching stripper: She's got a tasty looking bubblegum sandwich.

by hugh jorgan April 4, 2005

Stoner Sandwich

A sandwich created by the desperation and creativity of Stoner munchies, not necessarily requiring any traditional sandwich makings which is made by combining anything at hand in between two pieces of a bready outer layer.

Taco Bell/Dominos Stoner Sandwich: Crushed Doritos and hot sauce in a $2 Chicken Burrito between two slices of pizza, preferably with two toppings.

Friend: Dude, what is that?
Stoner: I call it the Chicken Burrito Pizza Sandwich.

by Horatio Goodit August 3, 2010

stoner sandwich

Squatting in front of your refrigerator at one in the morning, jamming lunch meats and cheeses into your pie hole, sans bread, after copious hits of the kind.

"Last night, I scarffed a stoner sandwich while watching Family Guy."

by hazmatmonkey February 8, 2008

meatball sandwich

you take horse shit cover it in blood and smoosh it in between two pieces of Wonder bread and Ta-daa a meatball sandwich

That meatball sandwich sure was good mummm mummmm mummm

by Max Owen June 2, 2008

poop sandwich

a delightful midafternoon snack in which excrements are spread between two oven-toasted buns and topped with a green olive and a "homemade cream sauce"

No one can make a poop sandwich like I can!

by Danny B September 7, 2003