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50th President

50th President: “Where the fuck are we?”
by sxarliiit May 23, 2023
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President

Steve: Who's the president
Me: A Twat
by unspecified_unicorn July 20, 2020
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She's amazing. Also used to send the 25 questions which I have no idea about.
Person 1: Eliza is the best class president ever in the whole world I praise the ground she walks on
Eliza: Wow so true here are the 25 questions
by ionlyseemygoals_ September 25, 2023
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President of Canada

A poisition which does not exist (yet).
Canada, as it is today, is a Constitutional Monarchy.
However, due th canada's Queen being the British QUeen, a pseudo-Presidential post, the Governor-General exists.
The Current Governor-General of Canada is David Johnston.
If not for Queen Elizabeth II, David Johnston whould have been President of Canada.
by Glide08 January 1, 2017
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Presidenting

Donald trump is ass at presidenting
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pince-nez president poser

Refers to an assistance-related question --- either a request for a favor or an offer to provide help yourself --- regarding a slightly "cranky" subject dat da person whom you're approaching might otherwise feel annoyed/embarrassed to be queried about; you therefore "soften the blow" by humorously "packaging" your question as a knock-knock joke, and using da first name of dat geeky-lookin' Prez wif da round-rimmed spectacles as da name of da "visitor" in da joke.
Here are da two “classic” ways dat ya would smilingly employ da “pince-nez president poser” to hopefully lessen da distress dat your listener would likely feel to be asked said question:
To ask da person for his assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow be reasonably able to ___ for me sometime in da next few days?”
Or to offer da person your own assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow like me to ___ for you occasionally, if it’s reasonably convenient for both of us?”
by QuacksO November 5, 2018
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