Not my life

Something you say to someone when they tell you something that doesn't happen to you or didn't happen to you

Friend: "I just lost my blackberry!"
You: "Not my life"

by stamfordallday July 5, 2010

my bruddahs

All of his bruddahs

Hello, my bruddahs!

by sqreemwithme January 13, 2018

in my eyes

The way I look at it.

Erin: Is cereal considered soup?
Casey: In my eyes, it's cold soup!

by bostoncasey September 14, 2019

my trash

Any form of media that you know is objectively terrible, yet you still unironically enjoy it.

Sword Art Online is my trash.

by Odesawaan October 12, 2019

my brick

Just like an ibrick but when your mybook external hardrive crashes making it a my brick

O man, this mybook crahsed!!!!! Western digital makes shitty hardrives! now its only good to be a my brick!

by c0d3t3m935tc June 25, 2009

My-Syndrome

Noun

Being affected by another's stupidity. Insensibility, Slowwittedness, Feeble-mindedness, Slowness, Cynical, Alienated

Someone's stupidity leeches onto another person

Q: "Is two plus two really four?"

A: "What you can't add? You got the My-Syndrome..."

by Susan Cohan July 14, 2014

my chicle

Someone who always hangs out with you and sticks with you and no one can can’t separate y’all... like a close friend, best friend friend at work, your ride or die friend someone you can call fatty Or turkey ball

I miss my chicle when I’m having lunch alone

by Silentt May 4, 2020