hallmark movies

The best fucking movies ever. Everybody hates them, but around the holidays, they're like cocaine. They all have the same goddamn plot, but it never gets old. Friends will tell you that these movies suck, but they are fucking wrong. Hallmark Christmas movies are my babies, my fucking cinnamon apples.

OMG THE HALLMARK CHRISTMAS MOVIE COUNTDOWN STARTED! GET THE HOT CHOCOLATE BITCH! I FUCKING LOVE HALLMARK MOVIES!

by fizzman457 January 1, 2016

vagina movie

A film that a man should only watch because of a vagina. Similar to a chick flick.

"'What Women Want' is such a vagina movie. You should only watch it to get pussy."

by CrimeDawg1250 September 10, 2011

watch a movie

The act of watching a film. Wether in a theatre or at home.

Gene and Amber are going to watch a movie.

by Rockey October 4, 2006

Jack-a-movie

A person who ruins a movie by being loud, rude, and/or texting and standing up and... smaking as loud at they can

I was sitting at the movies with my friends and a group of ten year old jack-a-movies came in and destroyed the movie for me.

by Yourmotherandyodaddywhoisddoud October 12, 2010

plane movie

A movie you wouldn't really watch unless you're stuck in a plane for 10 hours.

Nah, I won't go watch Angry Birds in the cinema, it's more of a plane movie.

by intradimensional July 5, 2016

The movie channel

A cheap version of HBO, Epix, and starz. Are not allowed to air movies that got above 10% on rotten tomatoes.

"I was looking at what movies were on TV, and the ones on TMC were very disappointing."

"The movie channel is almost never watched by anybody."

by sandman34 September 17, 2016

Chapter movie

A movie that is broken up into multiple watching sessions

My brother kept falling asleep so we had to make it into a chapter movie

by Ham sanitizer November 5, 2020