Foot Jockey

A foot jockey is when a man or woman sits on the foot of another man or woman securely placing the foot in their anus.

Rick just gave Janet a Foot Jockey and he needs to throw out his socks.

by mister bates bites camels January 2, 2011

foot long

When one eats a subway 12 inch and needs to take a dump straight afterwards.

A decription of the size of the crap brewing inside of you.

*wrapping up empty subway wrapper*

Man i gotta go to the toliet to do a foot long now

by The Fonz585 November 16, 2006

foot gream

when the foot cream goes moldy between your toes

person A: dude my foot is moldy

person B: eww foot gream

by chris_luva February 2, 2022

Boubadoop Foot

Someone with limited co-ordination of their feet in a sporting context, usually whilst playing football (soccer). Inability to control the ball can lead to this insult being used, as will inaccurate wayward shooting and disgraceful yet clumsy scything tackles. Feet can also be unusually large or misshapen, like melons, or breeze blocks.

Clyde : Don't pass to that bell end, he'll just spunk it over the bar. He's such a boubadoop foot.

by mangani May 15, 2009

foot dogs

feet

"these shoes don't fit my foot dogs"

by totallynotme01 April 1, 2023

Foot Mouther

Someone who has a fetish for having feet in their mouth, all they want is feet, all they think about is feet and the one place they want to put the feet. A foot mouther also love having people putting their feet in others mouths

Man: I must be honest with you, please don't bully me
Woman: say what you must
Man: Before we bone each other I must confess I am a foot mouther
Woman: OMG ME TOO, lets be foot mouther's together and suck each others feet.

by toe smasher September 1, 2021

You're a Foot

An insult, staying that the person in question is a foot. It is usually followed by, "What does that mean"

You're a foot.

by You're a Foot January 22, 2021