Dirty Bonjour

Pull apart the buttocks of your consenting sex partner, and as per the French greeting kiss each inner cheek from left to right whilst dragging your nose across their bumhole. Voila the dirty bonjour.

"Oh la la" exclaimed Angelique, as I bent her over and warmly welcomed her with a dirty bonjour.

by Mr_Kevlar August 9, 2016

nerdy dirty

What happens when two nerds hook up.

Person1: Why haven't we seen C around lately?

Person2: Oh, she's been doing the nerdy dirty with her physics lab partner.

by evlrmm8t November 12, 2009

Dirty Stir

This is performed by sticking your finger in your ass and then stirring that finger in someone's drink.

As you hand a girl a drink, you say "I gave that a Dirty Stir for you"

by SC_Dude February 1, 2009

Dirty Santa

The act of shitting in your mates beard.

Gave milo a nice "Dirty Santa".

by DirtySantaPartaker March 10, 2022

dirty enchilada

A drug of some sort, usually a large amount or quantity

Martin just bought him some dirty enchiladas!

by lilmexico13 February 23, 2020

Dirty Edith

An 80 year old woman, who likes to peg 21-70 year old men dressed as superman with a 12 inched rainbow dildo well screaming god bless you.

Boy 1: did you see dirty Edith last night?
Boy 2: oh yea
Boy 1: wanna make out?
Boy 2: fuck yea daddy-chan

by Sexy hot gorilla July 10, 2021

Dirty Almintoser

The sexual act of going nose deep inside someone's ass and blowing snot into it, then letting them defecate their load into your mouth. Works very efficiently when you have bad allergies or congestion and you don't a tissue to let it out in.

Jamila: So what kind of kinky shit you tryna do tonight?

Zyeed: Shit, are you down to do a Dirty Almintoser? My nose is running like a faucet.

Jamila: Hell yeah, anything for the fam!

by Zyeed April 19, 2019