kitten turd

Synonyms: Asshole, bitch, shit-head

Antonym: Kitten Turtle

Noun.

1. A creature that looks cute like a kitten but with little devil horns except the horns are really dull.

2. Someone who acts and says assholey things sometimeswhen stressed or frustrated with life.

Example:

She's being such a kitten turd today!

Wow. That's a kitten turd move.

I can't talk to you right now because you being a kitten turd.

by KitTurd October 25, 2023

Mitten kitten

A female residing in or native to lower peninsula Michigan that likes to spend her time doing things that will result in getting dirty and having fun. (Ex. Mudding, dirt biking, dune riding, tractor driving, moonlit dinners in a field or the woods, beach napping, hiking) Mitten kittens can do all this and look gorgeous doing it. Usually found wearing jeans, cowboy boots and a tank top with a bandanna or headband holding up her sexy messy bun.

Of course she can build a bonfire, she's a mitten kitten.

by Dunechix92 May 18, 2017

Discord kitten

A discord kitten is a annoying fuck who hooks up with men on a social app called “discord”, I personally Like using discord to talk about edsheerans piss but they do their annoying shit instead

DK (discord kitten): “daddy Lester I ran out of nitro 😇‼️“

Discord sugar daddy: “it’s ok baby I know“
They make me want to scream

by ember/she her December 10, 2021

sweater kittens

When a woman runs without the use of a sports bra, it resembles two kittens hid in her shirt fighting.

Dem mothafuckin sweater kittens be brawlin son!

by Mordous January 23, 2007

Discord kitten

A woman that is loved by a discord mod.

Can you be my discord kitten?

by PikaWheat October 20, 2021

discord kitten

A discord kitten is a humble, sweet, adorable, loveable, and goofy crazy little kitty :3. Basically, as a certified discord kitten my job is to please each and every discord admin that crosses my path, making sure they leave feeling an immense amount of pleasure. If you fail at that job, you will have to make it up to the admin that you upset, in whatever way they desire.
There is a lot more I could say, but this is just a basic synopsis!

Alex Hamilton is a discord kitten for the server admin by doing whatever the server admin wants.

by InvincibleRMC September 24, 2020

The Kitten Eater

The source of evil, flames and trolls uncontrollably on many message boards.

"If you were a kitten, you would be eaten."

by Darrien Florience November 29, 2003