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god

by YI71 October 2, 2019
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god

The cause of all life’s problems...
Person 1: the world is so fucked up.
Person 2: yeah it’s all god’s fault...
by // :-0 // June 18, 2018
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GOD

A great deity he gave us weed and other drugs
GOD
by ayyy dog June 29, 2020
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God

Some fake stupid ass nigga who thinks he can tell us that some gay ass nigga called Jesus is cool
God, the fuck is that nigga? Oh, that’s right, fucking gay
by Reeeeenenenejd February 20, 2019
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God

Sus/Imposter
God is sus because he's always sitting in security and watching everyone through cams(even when you're naked) .
God is the imposter, God is sus sitting on cams watching us jerk off.
by Cutiepie Amish November 16, 2020
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GOD

I MAN
I AM GOD
by naomi poooop November 6, 2020
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God

This is the person that is not a he nor a she cause God is his own being. He is your father in heaven who cares for you and gives you free will but you can't take advantage of that. You have to decide on your own on what to do and when you need help then he's there.(he won't immediately help you right then and there, we'll he might, but he will.) Cause think, you only have about 70 years of living on this earth and want to drink and have fun or not even believe in God? But in heaven you will have eternity and have all that you want but still shouldn't take advantage of that:) just look at the sun, how is a ball of fire still burning out there for millions of years??
The world: hey lets get drunk and have a party that'll only last a few hours yeahh and disobey our parents.

God: I will allow you to do that, but when it comes to judgement day I will ask why you chose to do these things for a short amount of time.
by KyroPlayz March 19, 2018
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