Rhino jesus is a rhino, he likes to get fucked up on Smirnoff and doesn't make the right decision, that's why people get hit by airplanes 9 times out of 10. Oh and he also protects the board game Jumanji.
by Maple Jay July 10, 2018
Get the Rhino jesusmug. A lesbian Sex position where one straps a dildo to their nose, the proceeds to chase the other around a track and if they get caught, they get fucked.
by TheGodApollo July 22, 2022
Get the African Rhinomug. If your nickname is rhino like me your in luck it means that your funny have only like 2 friends but there the best friends you could ever want you also back talk to your parents you mean it and when you call your friends horders they probably are. Just know if you have this nickname YOUR THE BADDEST BICH IN THIS CLUB
by Abby the taco January 21, 2025
Get the Rhinomug. by CurlinRhino1 April 29, 2011
Get the Curling Rhinomug. When a woman wears a strap on dildo on her forehead and runs around ramming people with it while making rhino noises.
by JPootLovato July 8, 2022
Get the colorado rhinomug. a guy covers himself in a tight black blanket leaving his dick poking out of the blanket, So it's kind of like a tent, with one stick, and that stick being his dick. The girl must be blindfolded and try to put his dick in her pussy completely just SITTING down on it forcefully, She can not ease onto his dick when she finds it, She must completely FALL and sit down in random areas until it goes in, This may result in injury. Do not try this without medical people on standby
Gay Tony: You heard how Charlie broke his dick trying to do the broken rhino right?
Gay Toni: Yeah, Poor guy. He can't have kids anymore.
Gay Toni: Yeah, Poor guy. He can't have kids anymore.
by CharIie Sheen June 25, 2018
Get the broken rhinomug. by TheJJ330 June 22, 2020
Get the Angry Rhinomug.