dumb mole

a type of person who's just a real dickhead

emma: fuck off you fat cunt

bayley: stop being a dumb mole

by thisbitchemptyyeeeeeet June 30, 2017

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dumb zooted

Aka. Danish, where you are so baked you can't feel or see anything.

DANISH YOU ARE DUMB ZOOTED RIGHT NOW.

by Alex Danish April 21, 2018

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thumb dumb

The state of being while texting in which your brain is the god of spelling and grammar, but your thumb navigates a touchpad like a drunk walrus behind the wheel of a Corvette.

You: "Bro, I was texting Cindy that she took very aesthetic photos, but I spelled "aesthetic" like "assfart". Now she'll never suck my dick."

Me: "Being thumb dumb is the ultimate game-killer."

by Van Guapo April 11, 2015

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The Dumb Texan

Playing Dumb to avoid accountability or Acting as if you have no idea what is going on, to allow a situation to evolve.

I know he chose not to take out the trash, but he is playing the Dumb Texan and acting like he didn't know he needed to.

by The freshness March 3, 2014

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A blind date is outdated...but you've seen their picture on an internet dating site. You've instant messaged each other or texted but when it finally comes to meeting you've never heard each other's voice when you meet. A voice can be a dealbreaker. Sounds better than a mute date...or a deaf date. If it's a good date it could be a def date i guess.

I met this chick on the internet, we messaged each other like crazy. Tomorrow we're going on a dumb date. If you don't like what you're hearing, you're deaf.

by real name Josh...dumb i know August 7, 2012

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