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toilet praying

When you've drunk too much and eaten you occasionally find yourself puking on your knees in front of a toilet. The position suggests that you're praying to the toilet, i.e. toilet praying
Dude I wrote all my exams yesterday and went to a grand party. The next day i was toilet praying all morning long!
by Swissmiz October 29, 2010
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Toilet Snooks

(n) Toilet: a fixed receptacle into which a person may urinate or defecate, typically consisting of a large bowl connected to a system for flushing away the waste into a sewer or septic tank.

"Liz heard the toilet flush"

(n) Snook: Chiefly British. The gesture of thumbing one's nose in defiance or derision.

“Chiefly in cock a snook at to indicate contempt for by this gesture”

This is slang for a snort of cocaine off a bathroom receptacle. Rolling up the Benjamins and realizing you’ve seen a few too many Ben Affleck films - and the corresponding nightmares. This is for saying, “I could’ve worked on Wall Street,” too many times to the friends that no longer talk to you. This is for saying, “The most successful people drive Honda’s,” at private parties where you’re the poorest guest.
KJ: “Oh shit, Don Rickles just died.”

SCOTT: long pause “...Good”

ANDY: “Fuck that guy! Hey guys, see any good porns lately?”
JJ: “Who the FUCK is Don Rickles?”

CONNOR: “You guys need to lay off of the toilet snooks.”
by Jeff Albino June 10, 2021
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Nuked toilet

a toilet that was nuked by someone's shit
"Thats a Nuked toilet in Taco bell. Im not suprised."
by toiletnuker December 7, 2020
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Toilet Pi

When you use the free time while doing your business to practice memorizing the digits of the decimal number π.
As a criterion to joining his local Pi Club, which requires all members to be able to recite the first hundred digits of π, Paul is using his precious toilet pi moments to getting closer to being a pi member.
by Fasters January 12, 2022
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Toilet Tindering

When sitting on the toilet is the only time you use Tinder; swiping while wiping.
Nick: "I had a really nice first date with Carolyn last night."

Brooks: "Nice! How did you guys meet?"

Nick: "I was toilet tindering at work the other day and we matched instantly!"
by liquorbox June 6, 2015
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Toilet joint

A "toilet joint" is a joint like poker made of toilet paper to poke off dingle berries. It can be made with two to four sheets of toilet paper (depending on thickness) and is rolled along the thigh to roll it up.
Guy 1: Yo, when I took a dump, I rolled a toilet joint and got rid of a massive dingle berry just hanging there
Guy 2: I didn't need to know that but cool... I guess
by Souls_fan April 4, 2023
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toilet splashback

this little "shit" that's coming back to where it come frome.When you're wondering why your anus is wet
The toilet splashback i had yesterday was pretty masive
by Bastibalu June 20, 2016
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