Kevin

A super buff and jacked guy.
Plays CSGO all day and spends thousands of dollars on it every day.

Can steal ANYONES girl (or boy)
Has a $5000 gaming PC (PC Master Race)
Dates girls but is actually mega gay.
Has a crush on people named Armando.

Woahhhh! Is that Kevin?! He’s so JACKED! Look at his cool gaming pc!!!!

by Logic Phoenix July 13, 2019

Kevin

Name

Kevin is nice.

by KP1369 December 21, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is a very unlikeable person. Noah doesnt like Kevin either

Kevin is small penis

by CrapSissy November 13, 2019

Kevin

Kevin. Your God Kevin. He is worshipped every morning from 10 am. It is said he has the power to turn water into tea, and demands regular sacrifices of keyboards and your time. He is the leader of a cult that established its university as an independent state in October 2020, the symbols of its independence being a golden mouse and a teabag.

Kevin is a benevolent being, but punishes heresy with the cruelest stroke. Engineers and all those who substitute pi with 3 will be beaten with the Holy Keyboard and made to drown in tea.

"Can I take a bathroom break?"

"Only when Kevin allows a break."

by Ignimendax October 22, 2020

kevin

kevin, literally the best boyfriend in the whole entire universe. if you ever need someone to talk to he’s always there for you. he puts others before himself, he so sweet. he’s such an amazing person in general. he’s insecure about his looks even though he looks absolutely amazing everytime, everywhere.

me: kevin is literally such an amazing person
other girl: ikr

by kenna.mya February 12, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is a fatherfull person. He has many fathers. Like Goku,ullas,sathish,rathish.He is a type of person who has a high tendency to walk and talk in his sleep(very annoying). He is allergic to other people who's name starts with k. He thinks he the perfect body builder, a resurrection of goku and all. But actually he is a vaanum.

Person 1: we are not sure who his father is.
Person 2: he must be a kevin.

by Qsdqed April 26, 2019

Kevin

is amazing at pillow fights, unable to watch the light.

Kevin! Kevin watch the light!

by Im still getting milk April 21, 2020