Spider drop

When one is upon another person's shoulders doin the Spider-Man pose taking a dump cascading down the person's back all while balancing still holding the pose. Most effective when its diarrhea.

Oi Razzle dazzle what's Gibo doin on Blake's shoulders again oh his rockin' another Spider drop on him check the waterfall down Blake's back bro.

by Spider dropped it like it's 79 July 14, 2021

eating the spider

to give in to peer pressure, especially doing something unwise because of it

Person 1: do it
Person 2: I don’t want to
Person 3: come on
Person 2: alright fine

Person 2 is eating the spider

by willdeez14 August 12, 2022

Spider Balled

When something unexpected happens and your sack sucks up into a giant raisin and your testicles join your atom's apple in the throat.

Wanna go swimming?

No, we'll get spider balled.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010

Long Spider

A scorpion

Hazel informed me of the dangers of the long spider, wouldn’t want to get stung by one of those.

by Thecoolestpersonyouevermet November 3, 2018

Spider-man

Gets more reboots then people change socks

Spider-man: My uncle Ben just died

*Reboot*
Spider-man: My uncle Ben just died

by God among us October 15, 2020

Spider-Man

a gentleman who was bit by a spider and now he can shoot webs out of his penis.

spider-man has webbed semen

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

Spider One

Hottie front man of synth-metal band Powerman 5000. Rob Zombie's brother. Hard body, deranged expression and voice like a drill sergeant. Best known for songs "When Worlds Collide" & "Bombshell".

Did you see Spider One back when he had Bright As Fuck Yellow hair?

by LyraDove May 27, 2014