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Pokémon Unite 

fucking bullshit game every time i move i get cc by some fucking jewish child who hurts m0y soul emotionally especially luicario mains being fucking prickks being pieces of shit and fucking cunt bags of human beings id rather have aids not gonna lie. also dont get me started on the team balance there all dick heads and are shit at this game. i puke seeing there gameplay. 1v1 me ctptemh u piece of ugly shit ill bang your mother. Oh and fuck gengar players fuck you all. im talking to you onetwo u ugly non touching grass bitch boy maidenless loser. and even the shit teamates who are so bad and are cancer patients whos final wish was to throw a pokemon unite game. also people who dont use there unite move have hemmoroids. fuck greedent
Pokémon Unite by Buff Garchomp September 5, 2022

pokemon indigo voilet bluish hazel green with a hint of yellow depending on the lighting version 

pokemon indigo voilet bluish hazel green with a hint of yellow depending on the lighting version is a pokemon game in 2040 and you only get 5% of the game the shop and home screen the ingame shop is where you can buy the dlc to get the entire game
Gamestop: hey i would like a pokemon indigo voilet bluish hazel green with a hint of yellow depending on the lighting version

Pokémon Go 

A mobile game made by Nintendo and Niantic
Guy 1: Hey, are you playing Pokémon Go?

Guy 2: Yeah, me and my gf are HOOKED!

Guy 1: Cool
Pokémon Go by SupahSmashBoy July 14, 2016

Pokemon go

A really stupid game that every one is playing
Man Pokemon go is really stupid
Pokemon go by Tazman 20180225 July 24, 2016

pokemon community

A terrible site that was once actually visitable, now controlled by fascists who need lives desperately. There are 30 year olds there who like Ash Ketchum. Please don't go there. Often abbreviated as PC.
"Hey, do you like pokemon community?"
"No."
pokemon community by The Rampage August 30, 2006

Pokemon GO

A overrated game where you catch Pokemanz. You also GO get egged and get almost shot the shit out of by a jerk.
Pokemon GO by Badcatalex July 17, 2016

Pokémon Master 

A Pokémon Master is a ruler of All Pokémon, who has capture every Pokémon in existence and who has trained every Pokémon in existence.
Pokémon Master: I capture All Pokémon and train All Pokémon.

Dude 2: your a Pokémon Master!