Toilet skatingrefers to the state of the male bathroom floor at a nightclub from 11pm-5am where you can walk to the door and almost ice skate to the urinal or shitter due to the copious amounts of piss/alcohol/vomit that covers every square inch of the floor..
Lad1 hey I got so drunk last night I forgot how to Toilet skate amost broke my neck
Hey guys can you help prep the pisser for
Toilet skating
Guys the Toilet skating here is insane I g to the Troff in one glide
Hey guys can you help prep the pisser for
Toilet skating
Guys the Toilet skating here is insane I g to the Troff in one glide
by Tobionekenobi-lad February 11, 2015
Get the Toilet skating mug.When the toilet is filled with brown water, either because the toilet was clogged with shit, or the toilet just had shit sitting in it for too long. As a result, the toilet looks like a big cup of hot cocoa (but sure as hell doesn't taste or smell like it).
by MistaNES April 3, 2011
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Get the Halva's toilet mug.A build up of shit and toilet paper bits on the back of the seat,
when you wipe your ass with cheap toilet paper.
when you wipe your ass with cheap toilet paper.
Man, at work there's always toilet dander on the back of the seat, because my boss buys the cheapest fucking toilet paper.
by 70mach1 September 30, 2011
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Get the skidi toilet mug.Toilet Slop (n.) : The mixture of contents in your toilet especially after a lengthy time of using the restroom.
by Martin Mystery July 28, 2007
Get the toilet slop mug.(n) Toilet: a fixed receptacle into which a person may urinate or defecate, typically consisting of a large bowl connected to a system for flushing away the waste into a sewer or septic tank.
"Liz heard the toilet flush"
(n) Snook: Chiefly British. The gesture of thumbing one's nose in defiance or derision.
“Chiefly in cock a snook at to indicate contempt for by this gesture”
This is slang for a snort of cocaine off a bathroom receptacle. Rolling up the Benjamins and realizing you’ve seen a few too many Ben Affleck films - and the corresponding nightmares. This is for saying, “I could’ve worked on Wall Street,” too many times to the friends that no longer talk to you. This is for saying, “The most successful people drive Honda’s,” at private parties where you’re the poorest guest.
"Liz heard the toilet flush"
(n) Snook: Chiefly British. The gesture of thumbing one's nose in defiance or derision.
“Chiefly in cock a snook at to indicate contempt for by this gesture”
This is slang for a snort of cocaine off a bathroom receptacle. Rolling up the Benjamins and realizing you’ve seen a few too many Ben Affleck films - and the corresponding nightmares. This is for saying, “I could’ve worked on Wall Street,” too many times to the friends that no longer talk to you. This is for saying, “The most successful people drive Honda’s,” at private parties where you’re the poorest guest.
KJ: “Oh shit, Don Rickles just died.”
SCOTT: long pause “...Good”
ANDY: “Fuck that guy! Hey guys, see any good porns lately?”
JJ: “Who the FUCK is Don Rickles?”
CONNOR: “You guys need to lay off of the toilet snooks.”
SCOTT: long pause “...Good”
ANDY: “Fuck that guy! Hey guys, see any good porns lately?”
JJ: “Who the FUCK is Don Rickles?”
CONNOR: “You guys need to lay off of the toilet snooks.”
by Jeff Albino June 10, 2021
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