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by mufasanay August 26, 2015
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Crack Whoring

1. The process whereby a group of men go looking for sex with drug addicted prostitues in the ghetto.

2. When well-paid pro football players, just days before a superbowl game, get arrested in Miami while cruising for drugged up prostitutes in the ghetto (this really happened!!),

3. The act whereby dumbass bachelor party participants who are too cheap and too stupid to pay for real hookers/strippers will instand op to find much cheaper (and more dangerous) hookers who are willing to have sex for the price of their next drug fix
Bob: I want to have sex, but we're too dumb, lazy, fat, ugly and broke to get any hot girls without having to pay for it.

Tom: I know - let's call up the guys and go crack whoring in the ghetto.

Bob: Yeah! Because if we go with a bunch of dorky looking white and/or asian guys we won't get mugged, beatin' and robbed by the Homies when we cruising through the hood looking for skanks.
by viking2121 May 8, 2009
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Crack the Tubes

The act of opening cans of beer.
Bruce 3: "Crack the tubes, right!" (starts opening beer cans)
by Bruce 3 August 20, 2009
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crack strength

When you get super-freakishly strong, probably off of crack.
Q :How did Amy Winehouse manage to break out of rehab?
A: She probably had crack strength, and just scaled that wall
by glitterati December 17, 2008
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crack gobbler

A female who only wants sex with another female. A lesbian
I think Katie is really a crack gobbler. I only see her hanging around with chicks.
by seymour heines February 28, 2008
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crack of hell

When you have to wake up extremely early.
Yesterday Fred had to wake up at the crack of hell to get to his 6 oclock race.
by Hansel Grossenberg August 28, 2006
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cat on crack

Aaron Gibson's cat in his homemade video with inverted colors. A cat that just sits there whil he is manipulated.
by Mr. Cool66 November 15, 2006
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