salt the fields

Usage of birth control pills.

Too bad Candy didn't salt the fields, or else she might not have birthed three ugly illegitimate children.

by ComradeAndrew July 20, 2008

Salt and Vinegaring

The act of urinating on/in an individual after ejaculating on/in the individual.

"Pablo...you just jizzed on my tits..?"
"Sorry Janine..let me just wash it off"

-Janine loves a good salt and vinegaring

by Jimmy Twitey August 6, 2017

salt licker

A salt licker is when a man licks a sweaty, smelly vagina and it tastes likes salt.

"Hey salt licker did you try carly's great pussy tonite? That shit was salty!"

"Gee wilikers! That was some salty pussy last night!".. said the salt licker.

by cluster fucker October 23, 2008

salt on the rim

When one puts cocaine on a girl's asshole with the intent to lick it off.

After we got back from the club and started making out, I began to go down on my girlfriend when she ask me if I'd put a little salt on the rim. I said I had already had too much to drink but if she wanted another martini I'd go fix her one. The situation was clarified when she whipped out a small plate of cocaine...then I knew what sort of cocktail she was after.

by Qorn36 November 22, 2010

salted rim

When a male ejaculates on a woman's asshole and leaves it to dry.

A male is having sex with another male and/or female and ejaculates on her asshole. If he leaves it to dry, the remnants that are left are the "salted rim"

by chickencat March 23, 2010

Attic Salt

(n.) Pointed and delicate wit.

Laughing is peculiar to man, but all men do not laugh for the same reason. There is the attic salt which springs from the charm in the words, from the flash of wit, from the spirited and brilliant sally. There is the low joke which arises from scurrility and idle conceit. -Carlo Goldoni

by taco_55 January 6, 2019

Heavily Salted

Adjective:
Being incredibly salty or irritated about sucking at a game or activity. This is different from your average brand of saltiness as the salted person will begin to get violent.

You: "Hey, why is Bob kicking that chair?"
Some plebe within earshot: "He got rekt in smash bros.,"
You: "Ahh, I knew he seemed heavily salted."

by Mr Jag October 2, 2016