kop mall

A mall in King of Prussia that rich kids from the main line go to to take instagram pictures and juul (also not rich kids from the surrounding kinda ghetto areas but not rlly ghetto lol). You might be very overwhelmed by the sheer vastness of this mall you might be able to catch a wild middle schooler hanging out at pacsun or pink. Beware of this mall on weeks before major holidays or on big sale days. If you want actual good food you have to go to the fancy food court near all the luxury brands.

PS for all the good stores go in through nordstrom

YO, do you guys wanna hang at kop mall on friday?
yeah the popular kids from bcms might be there!

Friend 1: Let's go to aerie at kop mall I need a new bra.
Friend 2: Sure we can stop in Abercrombie
Friend 1: OMG NO DIDN'T YOU WATCH SHANES NEW DOCU-SERIES

by one of the many mayas February 21, 2019

designated mall

This is the mall that is the closest to your house. The one you visit often.

I'm going to stonecrest mall, it's only ten minutes away from my house. Discover mills is to far it's not my designated mall.

by Princessofdasouth July 30, 2016

brown mall

A mall that's dated; a mall with 80s-style brown tiles everywhere; an old-ass mall.

There's a JC Penney in that brown mall out by the cornfield.

by Divine Magnet July 9, 2024

mall drag

what you would describe the attire of a drag performer when the clothes look like they’re from the mall or the performer looks like they could be on their way to the mall.

i’m tired of drag queens taking out loans to go on rupaul’s drag race, bring back mall drag.

by exogiino February 20, 2025

Taken to the outlet mall

A euphemism for being captured by fast zombies.

We're very sorry, sir, but it seems Major Bill has been taken to the outlet mall.

by Mateo incognito April 4, 2009

mally mall

cool guy he’s a bag getter mysterious and hates broke women

they love mally mall

by $getrich November 21, 2023

dead mall

An enclosed or open-air shopping center with a high vacancy rate, most likely completely shut down. If not shut down, the mall's main anchors must be hanging on for dear life. Dead malls are usually torn down to make way for a lifestyle center.

Brenda: "Hey Harold, the Urbantown Center mall's main anchors just shut down! I wonder what'll happen now since its a dead mall!"

Harold: "As I said, it'll be run over by a nasty lifestyle center."

by zRxvr March 27, 2022