Johnny Orlando

A loving sweet boy who cares for everyone in his life loves music and doesn’t really focus on stuff that don’t matter

Fan:OMG it Johnny Orlando I love you so much

Johnny:thx I love you too

by Jordynbrady9 July 20, 2019

Johnny Loaves

A nickname given to any Police Officer who walks a beat and appears to be walking gingerly as if he has two loaves of bread under his feet. Also takes forever to get from point a to point b.

Look at that Johnny Loaves. He’s walking ever so gently like his feet are killing him.

by Denzel wendell March 6, 2019

Long Johnny

A term to describe a man's ginormous erect penis.

When I was with Sarah she gave me a long johnny

by Rionox February 8, 2023

johnnie guilbert

the best emo ever!!
his smile is so cute and i love him so much

“Johnnie guilbert is so cute”
“i know right?”

by kirbroskie October 28, 2023

Johnny Quaser

Niche Internet micro celebrity / part time twitter reply guy… affiliated with Twitch and Bakagang

Johnny quaser is kinda funny

by Twitter ooc dickridin July 19, 2022

Johnny-Don

A Unique person. A one of a kind. Well mannered and very loyal. Very possessive and a deep thinker. Will succeed at everything he tries. A perfectionist to the end.

How do you build something like that? I don't know...Let's ask Johnny-Don.

by Monason November 22, 2011

The Johnny Scale

A more defined approach to eating women. Going on a scale from 1 to 4.

1 being - I wouldn’t hit that

2 being - I wouldn’t hit but I could understand why someone would

3 being - I would hit but I could understand why someone wouldn’t

and 4 being - Anyone would hit that

Dave: “that girl is easily a 7/10”
Johnny: “nah man she a 3/4 on The Johnny scale. I’d hit”

by spencer.oc October 10, 2017