throw work

To do or say anything that will get you laid.

I had to throw work at her all night before I got lucky.

by Eddie Bell May 27, 2008

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Work Scholarship

In the college world, many honors students get financial aid through what is called a "work scholarship".

This is, for all intents and purposes, indentured servitude.

The work itself is almost always menial and meaningless, and it is easier to schedule an interview with manti te'o's girlfriend than it is to find out how much the scholarship is actually worth. But rest assured, you will never see a dime of your "wages".

Also,if you come up short of the 75 required work hours in the semester, prepare to have your balls lopped off.

Person 1: "Did you get in to that college?"

Person 2: "Yeah, and I got offered a work scholarship!"

Person 1: "I thought indentured servitude was illegal?"

by Joejitsu101 February 16, 2014

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Work Reentry

The first few hours and in severe cases the entire day after returning to work from vacation. Symptons include acute depression, anxiety, and in severe cases panic attacks and an uncontrollable urge to run.

My hunny and I just got back from Aruba and I have work reentry so bad I am ready to puke.

by DrHerbie June 1, 2010

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nigger work

Hard labor work that no one wants to do, especially if there's little to no pay

"Hey, Mr. Jenkins is wanting us to mow his big ass yard for $5 an hour..."
"Shiiiit man that's just plain nigger work!"

by somebodythatyoudontknow July 3, 2021

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Work Dump

Simply a dump at work. The only two logical reasons someone would ever take a dump at work is because it's a total fucking emergency or your boss is a total dick and you just want to be paid for sitting on the toilet.

Guy 1: Hey boss I just took a 45 minute work dump, that's like 7 bucks just to wipe my ass.
Boss: I hope you get hemorrhoids you dick.

by Mr.nj June 13, 2016

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