Chav

A word used for kids running around the block that have ill manors and are violant.

Chav that means, council housed and voilant

by Big dragon January 21, 2015

Chav

Council Housed And Violent

Look at Kyle over there, he's such a Chav

by Katie hopkin's cat July 21, 2020

Chav

A ‘Chav’ is someone who smokes weed at kfc car park 24/7. They have lost their virginity at the age of 10-13 and wears fake designer clothes like North Face. Most of chavs live in Devon, Paignton.

Sindy Lu- “ I fucked a chav. Does that make me a chav too?”
Kerrie- “Yes, you skanky chav.”

by Paigntonisachavvyplace May 23, 2018

Chav

A person unworthy of basic human rights and are also probably unaware of such things. Their innate abilities are formed early in life, when they develop skills such as stealing, which progresses into full blown robbery of the taxpayer when they come of age to spawn offspring. Though they have been considered vile creatures in the last decade, the past few years have seen the chav become a stylish social class and members of the chav cult have been renowned for relying on mainstream media to know of their news, music, etc. Celebrities and 'pop' stars are also responsible for producing chavs with their disgusting art. Indeed, the chav has truly evolved into a body of persons who believe themselves glamour deities and socialites. If it weren't for their inability to use their brain and think for themselves, chavs would be an almost acceptable spectacle to society. Numbers of chavs have improved with social media as well, using sites such as facebook, twitter and others to share their repugnant exploits with the world.

"Hey Becky, have you got yer Juicy trackies and rollers yet?"

"Waiting on them."

"You're such a chav." The first girl says, listening to her pop music and texting her 'older' more 'mature' boyfriend who reckons he's all 'ard' using her blackberry bold.

by Eddie Keller November 29, 2013

Chav

a UK term similar to "White Trash" in the US describing an increasingly large segment of society.Used initially to describe poor people on benefits/welfare trying to "fake" affluence in a vulgar and tacky way, it has evolved to describe all such people independent of income level.

you are a chav if;
- you adopt fashion whether or not it suits you or is appropriate
- you wear too much make up usually trying but failing to hide bad skin
- you have a tramp stamp,are vagazzeled Or have lips injected so you look like a trout
- you wear lots of often orange make up frequently to try and cover up bad skin
-you drive a BMW or Range Rover that you can barely afford,lease and are typically one late payment away from

repossession.
- You talk about "fine dining" and consider a holiday destination More than 3 hours away "exotic"
- you think fake tans,new tits and logos will make you feel better about yourself.
- your clothes are a couple of sizes too small but your handbag is much too large and with an even bigger logo.
-you think WAGs and Reality TV people are stars

by Notkimk December 2, 2014

chav

A chav is a Northern English term for one who is all things lowly. A chav's sole purpose in life is to cause chaos and disturb the peace of others

After repeatedly impersonating his wife over the phone and bringing humiliation upon his friends, Ryan was dubbed the local chav of the greater Seattle area...

by outhereforasec December 1, 2019

Chav

Girls of the orange variety. This species is fairly easy to find as they live at McDonalds. They tend to have a frizzy bun and wear adidas clothes. common words they use: G, fam, HAVE A LITTLE FAITH IN MEEE THATS ALL I NEED YEAH. They smoke 10 packs a day, so follow the smoke trail to find your nearest fast food place. DO NOT APROACH BECAUSE THEY DISPLAY VERY THREATENING BEHAVIOUR. never let them do you're makeup or you will go around looking wasted. They often date people from the gif below

I saw a chav at maccy D's. She pulled a knife on me so I stole her chips and ran.

by British check February 5, 2021