anal chamber

A chamber which is located in the rectal region. Usually closely guarded by anal trolls.

Guy 1: Man last night was awesome dirty!

Guy 2: Let me guess, your gf finally put out -_-

Guy 1: No dude, even better!

Guy 2: Ok, so whats better than getting laid?

Guy 1: Well finally after 35 minutes of persuation I finally convinced my gf to let me into her anal chamber.

by BrianFromFamilyGuy August 12, 2009

Anal occulitus

An unknown illness that translates to "When you can't see your ass going to work" Used to call in sick to your job when you have already exhausted every other excuse.

Sorry I can't come to work today, I have an extreme case of Anal Occulitus and the doctor says it's contagious.

by MuffCPA November 7, 2011

anal conflagration

a mythical occurrence in which one's anus spontaneously combusts, and the fire refuses to go out.

I hope you get anal conflagration!!!!

by diabolicalfritz November 13, 2009

anal contusion

When you injure your anus without actually hurting the tissue

Bro i fucked up my anus yesterday.
What happened?'
My girls strap on gave me a anal contusion

by Fizzmain February 10, 2018

Anal Rocket

When youre taking a shit, you haven't pooped yet, you take some toilet paper and wrap it around your index and middle fingers, and shove them up your ass like a plug while also trying (with maximum effort) to force out the poop. The gas and poo will become so built up in your ass that when you suddenly pull your fingers out of your butt, the poo will rocket out of your ass and splash into the toilet. Upon doing this you may receive a Poseidon's Kiss , but chance of that is minimal if you aim towards the back of the toilet bowl.

"Dude, did you hear that splash from the bathroom?"
"Yeah, John must be doing an anal rocket again..."

"Hey man, why's there water all over the floor?"
"I did the biggest Anal Rocket I've ever seen!"

by ShaggyIguana December 26, 2019

Anal Smore

When a male or female or tranny has a poop coming out of their anus and a male inserts his penis into the poopy anus while ejaculating. Therefore making an anal smore.

Graham crackers optional.

Bro, I totally anal smored that girl last night.

by MILFHUNTER92 October 19, 2012

Giving anal

When you let Dominic put his throbbing cock in your butt for a good anal session

Dominic was giving anal lessions all night at the party

by Thirdlegtribe78 February 9, 2020