Alex's are massive idiots with 0 friends, 0 maidens, 0 social skills and can not do anything for themselves
They turn into hogs at night and grow tusks out of their ass.
If you come across an Alex run at all costs
They turn into hogs at night and grow tusks out of their ass.
If you come across an Alex run at all costs
John: "Hey man do you want to meet my friend Alex?"
Randy: "Dude you know what Alex's are like right? Count me out."
John: "Thanks for reminding me I will make sure to block him"
Randy: "Dude you know what Alex's are like right? Count me out."
John: "Thanks for reminding me I will make sure to block him"
by UrbanWriter69420 November 2, 2023
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Get the Alex mug.An Alex is a very caring,sweet,goofy, and also artistic person. But sometimes he or she can get on there bad side depends tho. They can sometimes be mean a but rude but that's sometimes and it rarely happens if you get then on there good side. They only get on there bad side when it's a bad situation. Alex are easy to fall in love with since they have a good personality and are very nice and charming. They are shy sometimes and are funny and are really good people to hang around with. If you have a girlfriend or boyfriend that is an Alex KEEP THEM! You never want to lose one in your life even if it's your best friend they have your bad no matter what they are the ones you need in your life to make it great. Alex also help you when your going through a rough time they can help your through depression,anger issues and more. They are smart, independent,(maybe sometime lazy) but I'm sure of it you must keep him or her with you always and I mean never let them go ever.
by Cake_dude° November 19, 2019
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A simp for girls in video games. A guy that won't listen to any of your fucking callouts and says I got this.
Teammates: Ayo behind you
Alex: SHhh Shh I got this and keeps looking forward*
*Dies from behind*
Teammate: What THE FUCK DID I JUST TELL YOU.
*Girl joins the lobby*
Alex: Ayo can I get Yo Snap.
Girl: If you beat me in a 1vs1.
Alex: SHhh Shh I got this and keeps looking forward*
*Dies from behind*
Teammate: What THE FUCK DID I JUST TELL YOU.
*Girl joins the lobby*
Alex: Ayo can I get Yo Snap.
Girl: If you beat me in a 1vs1.
by sadfacesimp September 9, 2020
Get the Alex mug.Friend 1 “hey dude wanna go hang out at the park“
Friend 2“Nah bro Alex might be there”
Friend 1“So?”
Friend 2“He’s a simp”
Friend 1“Oh yeh he likes Addison. What a clown”
Friend 2“Nah bro Alex might be there”
Friend 1“So?”
Friend 2“He’s a simp”
Friend 1“Oh yeh he likes Addison. What a clown”
by Alex=simp April 18, 2020
Get the Alex mug.Alex is an absolute unit born from the heavens above sent to devour all haters of milk. He does not shw respect or remorse to gravel, is fears by many gods as the man who’s dong shadows the universe. He never takes a bad picture as most of them are of him holding a hienz ketchup bottle (his sponsor) He has at least 2 testicles, a four head and maybe a middle toe but can alwayse chomp a box of weetabicks. Alex is sometime mistaken for Jesus or sometime allah. If cause he is much greater then all of them. He wrote the bible and invented war the colour of his lightsaber is purple because he is one with your mums dildo his eyebrows are hotter then an microwave he despises onion gravy and has harvested the souls of many inocente kfc workers.
Alex:what is the Pokémon that Kalyan evolves into
Guy: oh I know, it’s beedrill
Alex: I do beedrilling deez nuts into ur mum
As you can see from the example Alex being the complete sigma alpha male he is has tricked the poor man into a deez nuts joke(may we show respect to his family :( .)
Guy: oh I know, it’s beedrill
Alex: I do beedrilling deez nuts into ur mum
As you can see from the example Alex being the complete sigma alpha male he is has tricked the poor man into a deez nuts joke(may we show respect to his family :( .)
by Greencapmilkmaster December 23, 2021
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