turtle nugget

When you think it's a fart but actually a small piece of poo slides out.

Becky, I've been sitting through Mr. Wheeler's class with a turtle nugget the whole time.

by ctlaruex February 1, 2015

Turtle Farmer

one who farms turtles for a living.

a light insult when you dont want to get all vulgar. Unless you want to get vulgar then you add it to a vile slew of words

Guy1: Thats not a tortoise, that's a red eared slider.

Guy2: What are you a fucking turtle farmer?

You goddamn mutha fucking shit rolling dick lactating crack licking turtle farmer

by Crunchyness May 11, 2007

ninja turtles

It is a group of 5 frineds Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, Donatello and their sensei, Master Splinter and they spend their nights making fun of others behide their backs and they get a kick out of it.

I went out with the ninja turtles last night and they are still the same old people making fun of people it is just sad.

by Avery Manshake January 13, 2008

Cosmic Turtle

A cosmic turtle is when you make a mistake on something that already started horribly wrong and then it turns into something awesomely radical.

I wasn't sure how my English essay was gonna turn out but it ended up being a cosmic turtle.

by freddietwerkcury March 23, 2015

turtle sickness

Turtle sickness is a result of sleeping too much or not getting out of bed until 2:00 or 3:00 pm. It is the feeling of still being tired even if you've slept for 10 or 12 hours. Your behavior and brain functions are noticably slowed down and reactionary time is also deminished.

She just woke up and she still looks tired - she must have turtle sickness.

by Defon 4 and waiting June 10, 2010

Mexican Turtle

The act of pulling back the foreskin of a penis and pouring hotsauce on it before replacing the foreskin to its original position.

Yo this baddie gave me a mexican turtle last night!

Bro... have you tried the #mexicanturtlechallenge

by Hoescravejayy January 19, 2018

Turtle-Hedgehog

An unlikely pair. In their natural habitat they are unlikely to interact but when the universe aligns, their existences collide. Not necessarily playing to each others strengths yet surprisingly resilient and effective.

That Turtle-Hedgehog makes no sense, but they do make a great pair!

by AndreWithaJ December 14, 2020