fat boy merc-ed

To eat in a manner that could be considered an act of War.

I fat boy merc-ed a taco bell quesadilla in a way that could be considered a war crime in 37 countries.

by Coyote Havoc July 26, 2024

Painted troll fat

Saying this phrase will get you sent to Facebook jail. Source: Personal experience. Refers to: the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and the quest “A Brush With Death” where you enter a painting and fight painted trolls which will drop painted troll fat when killed.

I follow a gibberish page on Facebook and decided to randomly comment “painted troll fat” which got me sent to Facebook jail. I got 3 days for my 3rd offense for equally stupid reasons. Thanks mods!

by Zozothecat July 22, 2021

fat

1 to big and bulky

you big and bulky and fat person

by anonymous December 6, 2021

Fat

A thicc substance that every person in Hollywood wants to lose but only half will admit it.

Your so fucking fat said the unoriginal asshole.

by Gunshipsmangshop July 8, 2018

fatting

Encroaching upon another vehicle's or person's space in traffic or in hallways.

Watch out for that city bus, it is fatting over into our lane!

by Dirknerd August 26, 2019

Big Fat Hairy Gorilla

When your bestfriend Has a hairy Chest and Hairy cock

BIG FAT HAIRY GORILLA DEFINITION

by CUMDROP CUM HANDLE April 1, 2021

The 'Fat Cat' Effect

When a fart's stench takes it's sweet time to mosey on to it's intended victim and lingers for a long time.

My girlfriend had The 'Fat Cat' Effect during sex last night... I think I'm going to break up with her

by Burritolife November 17, 2014