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Jack Shit

The combination of an unsuited Jack and Two as starting cards in Texas Hold 'em.
Wow, you just dealt me Jack Shit.. Literally..
by El Holandés Rojo October 26, 2010
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Shit Tickler

Some one who is gay and has a small dick so he would be a shit tickler instead of a fudge packer

also very funny to call a straight man a shit tickler giving him a double burn calling him gay and he has a tiny dick
Dude your such a shit tickler i mean look at your dick its so fuckin tiny (girls saying)

Dude your such a homo you fuckin shit tickler get out of my house. (guys saying)
by TH3 GRANTLEE July 29, 2009
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shit bubble

The 30-second window of opportunity, that accompanies the sudden and powerful urge to have a bowel movement. In which you either find a bathroom, or risk shitting your pants.
"Oh God....I feel a shit bubble coming on! PULL THE CAR OVER! NOW!!"
by D. Gould October 18, 2008
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Sticky Shit

A shit that refuses to let go of one's anus. They like to hang onto hair, cheek, and whatever else they can get a hold of. They tends to have a consistency similar to that of uncooked pizza-dough, and take considerable contraction of the sphincter to break loose. This often creates a huge mess, and requires copious amounts of toilet paper to clean up, leaving the bearer's asshole very raw.

They generally occur when the bearer hasn't eaten enough fiber.
Sorry I was in the bathroom so long. I was taking a wicked sticky shit! Also, somebody broke your toilet.
by Quacker1 February 19, 2008
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next shit

Anything that is completely fresh and new, and kicks the status quo's ass.
When Jimi Hendrix came out, that guitar playing was some 'next shit'
by Andy June 8, 2004
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shit eater

A person who eat's shit
P1: How's Ethan doing?
P2: The usual, being that weaksauce shit eatter that he always was
by Anonymous July 17, 2002
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player shit

the act of defecating with the bathroom door wide open, often times in densely populated nightlife venues (dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, etc.)
"I hit the bathroom and shit with the door open... that's a player shit, that's what players do."
by Don Flong September 14, 2009
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