bionic penis beams

n. sperm

I created a small human in a woman's baby chamber using bionic penis beams.

by SirLinnell April 13, 2004

Lack Of Penis (LOP)

Lack of penis is a very serious disease. It is cause when masturbating, but do not ejaculate. It is similar to Blue Balls except LOP is the swelling of the penis. This may seem like a good idea, but keep in mind that if it swells too much, it will lose its nerves, slowly disconnecting itself to your crotchal area. In 5-7 weeks, it will fall off.

Son, if you don't stop masturbating, you'll get LOPs and your willy will fall off!

lack of penis (LOP)

by Biggie MacDonald February 19, 2011

rocks penis

Is totally awesome. A manlier version of "rocks my socks."

Damn, that Lamborghini rocks penis.

This dessert rocks penis.

by Stocktonio April 24, 2006

Penis Target Shooting.

You shove a penut into your Japs Eye, you then masturbate and then fire the penut at a target.

" Wow, your good at Penis Target Shooting. "

by lenny2701 May 12, 2009

chinese penis trap

the act of putting glue on the tip of two mans penis's and then sticking them together. sleep with like that overnight. Wake up in the morning and have FUN!

Brad: Hey man what is up with you today?
Michael: I just had the chinese penis trap done last night.

by Speedy__898 February 28, 2011

mohawk-penis connection

The bigger your mohawk gets, the smaller your penis gets. Sometimes, the penis doesn't grow back after you cut off your mohawk.
And if you have sidehawks too, your balls disappear.

And if you are a girl with a mohawk, your boobs disappear.

Sarah: Did Justin Bieber used to have a mohawk? 'cause his penis is so small.
Hannah: Yeah, mohawk-penis connection.

Corbin: I cut off my sidehawks and my balls grew back. Thank god.
Julia: Yeah, easier to suck them when they're bigger. Do you think my boobs are too small with this girl-hawk?
Corbin: Yes.

by hai_bai March 7, 2011

Chinese Penis Trap

A weird sex toy which resembles a Chinese Finger Trap, except it is made out of a softer material. Two gay men put their penises in it, and once "trapped" they take turns pulling away from each other to get gratification.

A sex magazine I was browsing had a really odd sex toy called a Chinese Penis Trap.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010