80's kid

Being born between 1980 and December 31, 1989, at 10 p.m. or earlier.

Taylor is not an 80's kid because she was born on december 31, 1989, at 10:09 pm.

by Matt Camisycle July 2, 2006

order off the kids' menu

v. 1. to date a younger, stupider, less mature, less attractive, and/or in any way inferior person, just because they provide cheap, easy, yet only mildly satisfying carnal, intellectual and/or social engagement. 2. To have friendship with a younger, stupider, less mature, less attractive, and/or in any way inferior person because they are willing to submit to you. 3. To do anything not becoming of a person your age in some vanity fueled attempt to regain the days of yore a la John Updike's Rabbit or that thirty year old coke head at the bar.

essentially, to order off the kids' menu means you are the one at the dinner table eating chicken fingers and pbj while everyone else is diggin' into some white asparagus foie gras dumplings with bourbon gastrique. The bar is low and you're applauding yourself for your meagre every day hurdles. You are (were) a communications or journalism major. Your reading threshold is humor (The Onion!) and graphic novels, and the people your age discuss Foucault with such aplomb it makes you cry at night into your girlfriend's soft, shiny, pubescent, strawberry smelling hair. You dropped out of college years ago, listen to emotive yet angry -core suffixed tunes, and ride bikes with a bunch of college students aping The Outsiders. You mosh and you are over 18. You watch cartoons when you aren't high. You put up with slobs as long as they adore you. You are still having one night stands every weekend you get drunk. Everytime you go to a bar you black out and you've been drinking legally for at least 3 years. You work at Borders.

by VRB October 27, 2005

toss a couple kids at her

To ejaculate on a girl (not in an orifice).

Brenda definitely wasn't model material, but I'd had a few beers and I figured it wouldn't hurt to take her in the back room of the bar and toss a couple kids at her face.

by Nick D January 24, 2005

That's What The Cool Kids Do

A mocking and sarcastic term for a stupid event or idea. Used to mock "popular"/ mean people at schools. Remember to say it sarcastically!

Tim: LET'S BUY A $2000 PET ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marie: *Scoff* That's what the cool kids do.

Viva:And then when I was twittering at the park I bumped into a tree!
Rhonda: Good god Viva. That's what the cool kids do.

by Swimchic96 February 14, 2010

That Little Annoying Kid on XBL

A frickin' kid whos under 10 who plays on xbl(xbox live) and complains/whines like a pig when he gets "pwnt" by people who can actually play because of their age.

1: Hey dude, lets back out, that little annoying kid on xbl is giving me a migraine

2: aight man.

3( little annoying kid): JuSt BeCaUsE My VoIcE Is HiGh DoN MeEn Im s373n!

by The one dude who posted this January 5, 2010

Kid Named Deacon

Deacon is a kid who speaks in many different accents. His favourites are australian and russian. He has an addiction to vodka 👍🏼

“This guy is passed out at a party... he played a Kid Named Deacon”

by SHOTTY April 21, 2020

Hip-Kid Syndrome

An Adult who tries all of their might to be trendy with kids, usually its teachers. They make terrible jokes and use phrases like "LOL" and "Hashtag" out loud in speech.

Goddamit, my dad has the WORST case of Hip-Kid Syndrome! All he talks about is his tiktok views...

by Rin hungry 4 soul May 15, 2022