The One in a Million Clause

A reply you say when somebody asks you to do something that you do not want to do. Usally it is something that requires hard work or something that you do not want to do. You claim that if you do the favor, a one in a million event that causes harm will happan to you. The event will almost never happan but it is slightly possible. A more polite and more annoying way to say no.

Mike: Hey Josh, did you and George go on that roller coaster.

Josh: We were but George used the One in a Million Clause and claimed that he might fall off and die.

Mike: Well that must of stunk.

by phuntime May 6, 2011

Ready Player One

That one badass movie with too many fucking easter eggs in it

Yo did you see Ready Player One?
Yes I found 100 easter eggs
I FOUND MORE THAN 100 LOL.

by idontreallyknowtobehonest July 27, 2018

one hit wonder

when you are playing a fighting game and you suddenly, and violently lose, even though you were one hit away from victory. As seen frequently in the street fighter series.

guy 1: aargh, I've been fighting M. Bison for 20 minutes now, how can he keep winning???

guy 2: He's famous for being a one hit wonder.....

by that chill down your spine July 1, 2011

one way ticket

Hit song by The Darkness. Talks about snorting crack...hence the name. a real kickass song, the chorus gets you going every time.

And back!
One Way Ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

Sitar / effects
Stick it up your f*cking nose! (Woohoo!)
Solo

Holy coke, repeating myself, except I'm getting slightly louder
Pausing long enough to snort that white powder
Wheels steering off but I'm still on track
Bought a one way ticket to hell

And back!
One way ticket to hell and back (yeah)
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back (ooh yeah)
One way ticket to hell and back,
Bought a one way ticket to hell (oooh yeaah)

by ibreakcrayons584 June 1, 2006

fuck it i'm on one

One's realization that regardless of a mistake or altercation, you really just don't give a fuck because you're high or drunk.

Or, a very Zen, chill person at peace with themselves.

Guy (drunk): Girl, you are looking spec...specta...spectaculamor!

Girl: No. Go away.

Guy (still drunk): Shit... Well...Fuck it I'm on one. Great booty! * laughs and walks away*

by Ares Precept March 27, 2015

Twenty One Pilots

An American musical Duo originated from Colombus, Ohio. The band was formed by Tyler Joseph in 2009. The members are Tyler Joseph ( obviously), Nick Thomas, Josh Dun and Chris Salih.

Stressed out by Twenty One Pilots is one of my favorite songs.

by King_2002 June 11, 2016

said no one ever

A statement that implies that no one has ever stated a particular fact before in time.

cars are useless, SAID NO ONE EVER..

by Dent_nesh May 1, 2013